一生懸命
海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
So Ted, what healthy, not-at-all-crazy activity are you up to now?
I liked smoking meat, but now I've got a new passion: wood.
You hear these things that come out of your mouth, right?
So I went back to the Lusty Leopard.
You know what, Barney? I know I said I have a rule about not dating customers, but you may have convinced me to Oh.Song's over, I got to go.
Wait, no, what? Convinced you to what?
I'm sorry, but manager's giving me the stink eye.
Ugh, get a life, Manager.What were you saying?
get a life 放っておいてくれ
Well, I was going to say that I do find you very charming.And funny and sexy.And exciting and smart.
You so get me.
You know what, Barney? I have never done this before, but there's just something about you.So I guess my answer is Oh.The song's over.
Well, just finish the thought!
But the manager.
God, I hate manager.Your answer is
Maybe if we knew each other a little better.Tell me about yourself.
Well, um, what can I tell you? I'm, um charming and funny and sexy and exciting and smart.
Well, how can a girl say no to that? How about we go out on aaaaaaaaa aaaaaa Ugh, these songs are so short.
Uh, how much exactly did you give Quinn?
Eight, nine hundred bucks, plus whatever my Rolex is worth.
Whoa.
I know.Ted, I think I'm in love.
Quinn is totally playing you.
What? That's ridiculous.If she were playing me, why would she agree to go on a date with me?
You're different than the rest of these schlubs.This one time only, I'm going to break my rule.Let's go out tomorrow night.
Sweet!
Oh, shoot! I have to work tomorrow.
Ugh!
Hey! Brainstorm! What if we just have our date here,
It's a date.
It's not a date, if you go into a strip club and paying for lap dances.
If it's not a date, why'd she say, every fifth dance was free?
Because that's the Lusty Leopard's policy on Friday nights, and I'm so mad at you that I know that!
Dear Diary.It is day six on this island, and I begin to fear I am more captive than guest
captive 捕虜
Morning, sweetie.Up for croquet?
Hey, uh, Lil, are you done washing my clothes yet? Because I
Oh, I am so sorry.Your clothes accidentally wound up in the bag I donated to Goodwill.
You gave away my clothes?
They were a bit fancy for East Meadow.People were staring.
Besides, we have an extra Snugget.Try it.Try it, Robin.
They're trying to make me one of them, Diary.And I begin to fear I may like it!
I can't believe we're at a strip club, and the biggest boob in here is you.
It's a real date, Ted.And clearly you haven't seen the DeSalvo twins.She's right over there.
Barney Yowza! You are not on a date.Okay, look, prove it.Prove that she's not just taking advantage of you.Get her to go out with you anywhere but here.
Fine!
Hey, sexy! You want a dance?
Yeah! Uh, one thing, though.Um, you'd be okay with us having a date somewhere besides here, wouldn't you?
I was hoping you would ask that.
I'm sorry it's so expensive in here, but it's nice and private, huh?
Absolutely.And romantic! It's our first getaway as a couple!
It's become clear to me, Diary, that I must attempt a dramatic escape.I will fake a stomach ache during dinner.Then, after Marshall and Lily leave for bingo night, I will sneak out the back.I'll swipe Shirley's Rascal and drive to the train station.Shirley's 42, by the way, and rides a Rascal.I swear, it's the second half of Wall-E out here.
Bingo was canceled.
Hey, sexy, you want a dance?
No, I'm not a customer.My girlfriend works here.She's right over
This one time only, I'm gonna break my rule.Let's go out tomorrow night!
Sweet!
Oh, shoot! I have to work tomorrow.
Ugh!
Hey! Brainstorm! What if we just have our date here, maybe in the Champagne Room?
That was our spot.
Hey, gorgeous, You want a dance?
Is it a jig? 'Cause if so, it's up.Sorry, I only had the last verse of Hot For Teacher to work on that.What was that? You laid exactly the same line on that guy that you did on me!
jig 策略
Sweetie, that is just something I say to these gullible losers here.They fall for it every time.
gullible 騙されやすい
Bunch of losers!
Oh, gosh, manager again.He's looking at me like, Karma, why aren't you booking more time in the Champagne Room?
Well, we'll show him.No! You're playing me again! And you're not even trying hard! There's no manager there; You're pointing at a fern! Ted was right.I bet he's home right now, laughing at how dumb I am.
Did I deserve this? Absolutely.I have told some outrageous lies.I have told women I was famous, a war hero, that sex with me would cure their nearsightedness.
outrageous 悪意ある nearsightedness 近視
Barney?!
I probably deserved everything you did to me and more.But I have been trying, and trying hard to be a better person.Thanks for showing me I had it right before.