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How I met your mother ƒV[ƒYƒ“9yŒ´‘čzLast Forever

Oh!

Hey, so are you guys ever gonna tie the knot or are you... are you just comfortable living in sin?

tie the knot Œ‹Ľ‚ˇ‚é live in sin “Żą‚ˇ‚é

Someone's gotten a bit... judge-y.

Oh! Sustained.

Sustained ’ˇˆř‚­

Yeah. We'll get around to it. It's just, you know, with life and jobs and kids. Plus, this one's still insisting on getting married in a French castle.

get around to ‚â‚Á‚ĆŽć‚čŠ|‚Š‚é

I'd get married tomorrow in a White Castle, but this guy needs more wow factor.

You're all the wow factor I need.

Aw! Glad someone can be happy on the day of a tragedy.

tragedy ”ߌ€

Aw, Barney, you know this is all fake, right? That robot's not really dead.

I'm not talking about the robot, Lily. Everyone, stop having fun! I'm about to tell a sad story! Guys, remember back in 2010 when I achieved a perfect week?

Seven girls in seven nights, sure.

Well, recently, I decided to attempt... a perfect month. I put together a brand-new playbook.

No, I can't hear this. This is just too sad.

But I haven't gotten to the sad part yet.

You're in your 40s and you have a playbook. That's the sad part.

Lily... just... Okay? So I put together a brand-new playbook, filled with plays I'd never tried before, like...

"The Mannequin" ...where, as in the '80s classic, I magically come to life, if you know what I mean.

come to life ŒťŽŔ‚Ć‚Č‚é

"The Jim Nacho" ...where I wait till a girl mentions something she likes.

God, I love nachos.

Thank you. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Jim, Jim Nacho. Inventor of the nacho.

So... did you get a perfect month?

Yes.

Then why are you so upset?

That last girl, number 31...

Oh, that's a pretty name. What is that, French?

...she's pregnant.

Wait, you're messing with us, right? You didn't really get a girl pregnant?

It's real. She's pregnant.

Kinda puts an asterisk, on the whole perfect month thing, huh?

Barney, are you okay?

Ah, Jim Nantz. Thank goodness. You're always here for me in times of trouble. What should I do?

You're on your own this time, bro.

Congratulations, Papa.

Stop it. This is a disaster.

Why?

Why? Because I'm too old. I was about to enter my golden years, my Clooney years, my daddy issues years, where I don't just remind messed-up girls of their dads because I'm emotionally distant. I freaking look like their dads. That's the dream. My life is over.

distant ‹——Ł

So where are you guys registered?

Another fun fact about the Goliath National Bank building, the sleek but historical facade has been described by Architecture Vision Monthly as modern classicism.

sleek —ŹüŒ^‚Ě facade ł–Ę

I can see that.

Mm-hmm. Any questions from the group?

I have a question. What happened to the building that used to be here? It was way nicer.

Robin! Oh, my God! What are you doing here? I thought you were in...

Greece, uh, Morocco, Moscow. Yeah, World Wide News keeps me pretty busy.

And pretty famous. I mean, you're everywhere.

I am not everywhere. The... Okay, I'm some places. Hi, Penny. Oh, my gosh, I haven't seen you in forever.

I like you, bus lady.

Oh, I like you, too. Never call me that again.

And that was it.

Wow. A genuine Scherbatsky sighting out in nature. At this point, that's like seeing Sasquatch.

genuine –{•¨‚Ě facade ł–Ę

No, Sasquatch is a warm and affectionate creature. At this point, Robin's more like the yeti... cold and aloof. Hey, Ted. Ask me if the Abominable Snowman called.

affectionate ˆ¤î‚Ě‚ą‚ŕ‚Á‚˝ aloof ‘Ĺ‚ż‰đ‚Ż‚Č‚˘

Has the Abominable Snowman called?

Not yeti.

Here we are again. Another big moment for us, and Robin's missing it.

I know, baby. I mean, the birth of her ex-husband's love child is a bit of a stretch... but I know, baby.

Well?

It was... crazy in there, but... I threw up, and now I feel better.

Where were you?

In the can. I knew I was gonna urp, so I put this on over my suit. Number 31 won't let me in the delivery room.

urp “f‚­

We're gonna need a name eventually.

Mr.Stinson?

Yes?

Congratulations.

Congratulations because the blood test came back and I'm not the father?!Happy Not a Father's Day!

No. Congratulations. It's a girl. Would you like to meet her?

Nah, I'm good. I don't...

Oh, just go meet your daughter!

This is Ellie. I'll give you guys a minute.

You are the love of my life. Everything I have... and everything I am... ...is yours. Forever.

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