離婚
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This is so strange, you know, now that Ted's gone, it's just a... a different vibe. You can just f-feel his absence. Are you kidding me?!
Oh, hey.
Ted, what are you doing here?
Just having a drink.
What are you doing in New York? Aren't you supposed to be in Chicago?
Uh... Oh. Yeah, I'm not doing that.
What?
What?
I'm not moving to Chicago.
Why?
I met a girl.
You... son of a bitch!
What is the matter with you? How could you put us through that? That good-bye was emotionally devastating. A certain delicate flower cried all night in the shower.
devastating 破壊的な
And I was pretty bummed, too.
bummed 落ち込んだ
And now you're staying because of some girl?
I mean, who is this person?
The bass player from the wedding band.
Oh, yeah, she's great.
Love her.
Right, right?
What are you... What are you doing?
Calling her.
Don't do this. Don't call her the next day. You're blowing this.
Huh?
Three days. You wait three days, Ted.
Oh, the three day rule is-is a childish, manipulative mind game. But yeah, you wait three days.
manipulative 巧みに操る
H-Hey, it's Ted. Hi. Um, listen, do you ... do you want to have dinner tomorrow night? Great. It was clear I meant with me, right? Same answer. Solid.
Why does he keep doing this? He meets 'em, he likes 'em way too much, he goes way too big, too soon, and he ends up blowing it. I can't take this anymore. He's fallen in love so many times now.
Not like this. This is different.
Come on, go talk to her. Oh, and it'll all be because of me. And I'll sing at your wedding. Y-You are gonna have a big wedding, right?
What? No. Just be cool, lady. Damn. And aren't big weddings kind of a young man's game? You don't have a big wedding in your 30s. If I do ever get married, I'm keeping it simple.
A hot air balloon?
Well, yeah. I mean, when you're getting married in a 17th-century castle in France and making your entrance on a stagecoach with six white horses, you kind of got to make a big exit.
How much are you spending on this?
Oh, like, a lot of money. All of my money. Look, I know you guys have been traveling a lot, but you're coming, right?
Oh course.
Duh. I'll get the next round.
Thanks. I'd offer, but... Castle.
Yeah.
So, how you guys doing? I mean, Robin's really taking off at work, huh?
It's like, Robin Scherbatsky, World Wide News, Caracas. Robin Scherbatsky, World Wide News, St.Petersburg. Robin Scherbatsky, World Wide News, anywhere but New York, apparently. But it's great. Uh, it's makes things super difficult for us, but it's great. It's great. It's great. It's great.
One more and I'll believe you.
It's great.
Sounds great.
Hey.
Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late. >Can I talk to you for a minute?
Yeah, sure. Did you wire the down payment to the castle guy? I got a castle guy.
wire 送金する down payment 頭金
I've got, like, three castle guys. And a moat guy, so...
moat 堀
I didn't wire the payment because I don't think we can get married in September.
What-What, why?
Because, when I do get married, I kind of want to fit in... my dress.
Why wouldn't you f... No.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Whoa.
What's going on?
She's getting a boob job.
We just peeked in on Penny asleep in the baby room. It's adorable.
peek in 覗き込む
The whole place looks great, guys. But I can't believe you let Ted hang his jousting lance from the renaissance fair on your bedroom wall.
jousting 馬上槍試合
Yeah. That's Ted's.
So, Marshall, how's your job going?
Mm. My chair... is reasonably comfortable. For short periods of time.
Marshall has decided to say only positive things about being back in corporate law.
So you hate it?
Much of what I do does not make me cry.
But the job's only temporary. Marshall was offered the judgeship once, and he turned it down for me. So, karmically, that phone has to ring again.
And even if it doesn't, today, when my boss threw his egg salad sandwich at my face, some of it got into my mouth. And it was tasty.
Hey, what about you guys? How was Argentina?
Great. It was great. It was great.
It was great.
It was great.
It was great. It was great.
One more and I'll believe you.
This is so not great.
I'm sorry that I have to work while I'm here. It's called being on assignment.
Well, what about me? There's no Wi-Fi in this hotel. How am I supposed to run a business, Robin, with no Wi-Fi?
It's not a business, Barney, it's a blog, okay?
It is a lifestyle blog. For the upscale, sophisticated urban gentleman, and it's never gonna take off if I can't post today's boner joke.
upscale 上流階級の sophisticated 洗練された urban 都会の
I know I'm always traveling.
We both hate it when I'm gone, we both hate it when I drag you with me. Neither of us is happy. Is this just not working anymore?
Wait, w... What this? This-this?
If I gave you an out, right now... if there was an exit ramp right here at the three-year mark... would you take it?
Before I answer that, real quick: you want to get super drunk and have sex right now?
Of course.
And then, one thing led to another. And then another. And then another after that. Oh.
Oh. And we kept drinking, and may have had a little... too much.
Arigato.
Wow, these rooms all look the same, even when you're sober.
You're sober?
So, um... about what we discussed last night. How do you feel?
I love you, Robin. And when we got married, I made a vow that I would always tell you the truth.
We got divorced.
I can't believe you got divorced without telling us. This is my mom and dad all over again. Barney, if you start brewing your own beer now and nail my prom date, so help me...
brew 醸造する
Years too late on one of those, Teddy. Guys, it's okay. This isn't a failed marriage. It's a very successful marriage that happened to only last three years.
You both want this? For real?
We do.
For real.
Lily, you okay?
Of course I'm not okay. This ruins everything. Now we have to choose sides, and obviously we're gonna choose Robin, but Barney has his moments.
have one's moments 見どころがある
I really liked the boner joke of the day.
Look, you guys do not need to pick sides.
Nothing has to change.
No. We've already broken up before and we've stayed friends, remember?
As long as you promise me this won't mean we stop hanging out.
Okay.
I'm serious.
I know, but, I mean, we hardly hang out anymore anyway. They live in the suburbs now, and you two are about to have baby number three. Please. You're so obvious. Your gals are back up to a full C-cup, and you've been sipping her drink all night long.
We didn't want to announce anything till we knew for sure.
Oh, my gosh, Lily! That's amazing!
Oh, congratulations!
Oh, my God.
Wait, see? This, right here, this is why we can't fall out of each other's lives. We have to be here for the big moments. Just promise me, no matter what, we will always be there for the big moments.
fall out of 抜け出す
I-I promise. We'll-we'll always be there for the big moments.
See? It's like this whole divorce thing never happened.
I...