別れ
海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
LaFontaine gets the puck to Turgeon.Turgeon shoots.Glove save.
Hey,Ted.Hey,Lily.Don't worry.I won't tell Marshall.
I'm gonna grab a beer.You want one? Beer.I'll start decanting the Bordeaux.
Ted,sure it's fun to look back at a time when you were a fresh-faced farm girl with a virgin's glow.But all that stuff-Ohio,Karen,college-all that was BS."Before Stinson." Now your life is awesome! I mean,yeah,you still live with your ex-girlfriend, which is ridiculous.Your laser tag chops are almost nonexistent.And your wardrobe, it's like,what, are you allergic to quality fabrics? Seriously,Ted,shape up.What were we talking about?
So what's next with this broad?
broad 女
Oh,please, the story's already written.Ted is Charlie Brown trying to kick the football and Karen's Lucy, who pulls it away at the last second and has sex with it.
Ew.
You guys know what I mean.Ted's gonna fall in love, and then Karen's gonna cheat on him with some meathead, who's like "Sorry,bro."
Wrong,wrong,wrong! You must have left the right answer in your pants, Marshall, because that's exactly what didn't happen.
Because here's what happened.One afternoon, we were at Karen's place
Karen? Oh,my God.How could you?
Sorry,bro.
So this time, the meathead Karen was cheating with
was me,Ted. Me, Ted.Remember that time Marshall forgot his pants?
Damn it,Ted!
You quit trying to change the subject.You crossed the line.You are complicit in breaking some poor guy's heart.And you, you of all people know exactly how that feels.
complicit 加担した
You really don't want to tell the pants story,do you?
What?
Pants,pants,pants,pants,pants, pants,pants, pants,pants,p-p
Fine! Okay? So,Lily came down to the office to bring me my pants And
why did she have to do that?
Because I forgot my pants.
Lily,what are you doing here?
Oh,I'm here to give Marshall something.
Here to give him something.Gotcha.Nice.
Yeah,but I-I'm in a hurry.Can I just give it to you?
Sure,okay.
And then you'll give it to him?
Wait,oh,hey.I don't know about all that.I mean,yours would have to be really good.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Marshall forgot his pants, so I'm bringing him a new pair.
Marshall forgot his pants.Well,it's a good thing that you came by because he has a really important meeting today, and it would be pretty embarrassing and not at all funny if he were to show up not wearing pants.So I'll make sure he gets these.
Great.Thanks,Barney.
And you didn't give him his pants.
Theodore Evelyn Mosby.Of course I gave him his pants.I gave Lily my word.My word is oak.Though I did make some alterations.
give someone one's word 約束する alteration 裾上げ
Now,as you'll see on page 44 of the contract
Uh,hey,Eriksen, when did you join AC/DC?
AC/DC 両性愛
Now,can we please just turn to page 44 of the contract.
Hey,Eriksen, I think the Oliver Twist auditions are down the hall!
Hey,Eriksen, please,sir,may I have some more pants?
More pan
That's it? That's the whole story?
So what happened with Karen?
I'll finish it for you.Ted left without saying anything and Karen got exactly what she wanted.
Not this time.
So you have a boyfriend?
We've been drifting apart for a long time.I've been meaning to break up with him.
drift apart 愛情が薄れていく
God,Karen, you are unbelievable.You don't have the guts to break up with someone like a decent human being, so instead you pull this crap.
decent まともな
Okay,you're right.I'm great with books.I'm great with art.I'm great with identifying French wines from within a mile of where the grapes are grown.But I'm really bad when it comes to looking someone in the eye and telling them the truth about how I feel.
Well,we're both bad at that.But I think we both need to change.So,um,why don't I go first?Karen you're a really hurtful and reckless person, and I never want to see you or speak to you again.Au revoir.
Ted,wait.Actually,"au revoir"means "until we see each other again." So,I'm assuming that you mean we will in fact see each other again?
Sorry,bro.
Yes.
Thank you.Thank you.
Bravo.
Ted,I am impressed with you.You,too,Marshall.Have you been wearing those all day?
They show off my calves.
calves ふくらはぎ
Pants story.Tell it again.
You know,maybe it was good you called Karen.
It definitely was.And not just for me, but for her,too.Later that night, she sat down with Jerry, and she had the break-up talk she always avoided with me.
So you see,kids, sometimes when you have to have a tough conversation, the best thing to do
Wait a second.Wait a second.You said you were never gonna talk to Karen again,right?
Yeah.
Then how do you know she took your advice?
Oh,right.Well,about that After she broke up with that dude,she called me, we went out, we hooked up,and we've been dating ever since.We're really seeing eye to eye, and this time, I don't know,it just feels different somehow.Here she comes now.Be cool!