フューズボックス
海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
Gentlemen, say hello to J-J-J-Jasmine!
Remember her?
So, a while back, we discovered the most amazing thing: Lily had a doppelganger who was a Russian stripper.
Look at her, Ted.She's just like old, less-good Lily, but instead of bossing us around, she shows us her boobs.
No touching.
Okay, a little bossing us around.I call her Better Lily.Hey, Better Lily, please dance for my friend.
Barney, I don't need a lap dance.I need to talk to my friends.
Who says you can't do both? Talk to her.She's got ears.Yes, she does have ears.
You want to touch my girlfriend's boobs? Fifty backs.
Wait-Better Lily is dating this behemoth? Sound like anyone you know? That's New Marshall.This is our gang now.
Hey, guys, Ted again.Starting to think you forgot about me.Or replaced me with some cool neighbor.What's his name?! I'm totally kidding.Anyway, uh just trying to remember what your faces look like.
Ted, when they serve alcohol at a strip club, you're not allowed to show your vagina.
100 bucks and you will see the world, my friend.
They're already ignoring my calls? Look, I'm realistic.I knew I'd have to get used to going to the dentist alone, but I didn't think they'd cut me out completely.If they don't need us, we don't need them.
Yes! Finally! By the way, did you see how she opened that bottle?
Whoa.Lights out in the suburbs is is really dark. Where's the fuse box?
I don't know.
I know where it is.Maybe I could fix it for you, if I wasn't so busy packing.
You know what? I bet the fuse box is in the basement.I'll just I'll go find it myself.How hard can it be?
As hard as that desk you just walked into? Good burn, Mickey.You deserve a little nightstand fudge for that one.
Where do I look? I mean, I can't look at her chest.Damn it! I just did.Maybe Robin didn't notice.
Man, he's really up in those jugs.Shake it, baby!
jug 乳房
A playa's gotta play! This is weird.I'll just look her in the eyes.
Is he falling in love with this stripper?
Quick, do something cool.
Make it rain, son!
Money ain't no thang! Damn it, there was a 20 in there.
Hello, Mr.Eriksen.From the sound of the wind chimes, I hear you've made it to the first floor.
Okay you know what, Mickey? You can save the creepy game master routine.It's only kind of terrifying me.
Oh, but the game has just begun.I call it Try Not to Bang into All the Furniture and Stuff on Your Way to the Fuse Box in the Basement, Marshall.That's just a working title.
Hey! Got a little boob glitter on your eyebrow, Mac Daddy.
Straight pimpin'.
Barney, you got a little bit, too.
Where? Did I get it?
Yeah, you got it.
Who needs Marshall and Lily? We got a new gang, and we're all going to hang out together forever.
My shift is done.Good-bye.
Wait, stop! Technically, this song's not over, so we still own you.Plus we're best friends! Where to next?
We go to underground poker game in mostly-abandoned insane asylum.
asylum 隠れ家
Yes! This is gonna be awesome, and when it is, I want you all to remember who led you there: Barney Stinson, new group leader.
Yay! I'm winning all your chippies!
Let's not drink when we're
I'm thirsty; it's good.It's good.
Marshall, I just remembered I saw a box of matches in the drawer by the trash can.
Okay, thanks, baby.Lily, I can't find them.
Looking for these? Oh, right, you can't see me.Um, well, I'm burning the matches you so desperately need.Aah, ooh, ow!
Ow.Hah! Oh! Mickey guess who found the basement stairs? I'll be down at that fuse box in no time, and when I get there, I'm sure that I'll figure out how fuse boxes work, so it'll be fine.
Hey, Marshall, I know I've been messing with you, but seriously, that second step, don't
I don't want to hear it, Mickey.Oh, my knee! Ow!
And watch out for my drum set.
I win again! I was bluffing.I didn't even have enough cards.
Ted, please stop winning.
Hey, look, it's the New York City skyline.We built Chip City Uh, uh! We built Chip City on all your dough Built Chip City Hit it! You know Butterfly-knife.I'd expect this from Face Tattoo or Jagged Cheek Scar, or Larry, but not you.
Why don't I get nickname?
Because you have too many things, Larry.You get one thing!
See, that's why you bring New Marshall.
We go to party in slaughterhouse.You come?
slaughterhouse 食肉処理場
Please, God, no.
Don't let me be in charge of the gang anymore.
I can't believe Dr.Kevin doesn't remember me from our sessions three years ago.
Is that the lunatic that stabbed all those prison guards?
lunatic 精神錯乱者
We gotta hit that party! I'll never find love.We got to hit that party!
Sweet.
Lily? I think we made a mistake moving out to the suburbs.I miss our home.I miss our booth with our friends.And I'm pretty sure I have a drumstick somewhere bad.
Dad, why are you acting like this?
Well, I was just trying to be helpful, but you guys want me out by the Fourth of July.
Tomorrow.You know what a helpful father, not to mention grandfather, might do? Get these lights back on.
Okay, Marshall, listen up.I'm gonna get you to that fuse box.
Can't you just come down here and do it for me, please? I don't know anything about this house.
No, Marshall you don't know anything about your house.All right, we got a lot of work to do.