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I can't believe you two.What do you care about more, protecting your friend from getting hurt or scoring this girl's apartment?
There's a working fireplace!
Patrice is ironing my pants all wrong!
You guys should be ashamed.
Speaking of shame, I was once with this chick who liked to do hand stuff underneath a jacket while we were all sitting around our favorite booth at MacLaren's.
Gross.
We share appetizers.
Okay, well, I was once with a dude who couldn't even fantasize about a three-way.He was all, Ew, she's your best friend.
What now?
I was once with a chick who wanted to get it on during a school production of Peter Pan.
Well, I Wait, that wasn't me.
So, back to Patrice and this ironing issue
I thought I was the first girl you ever did anything with.
Anything serious.Please don't tell me that you're jealous of me getting to second base in tenth grade with Jenna Cristalli.
Don't say that whore's name in front of our baby.
What's going on?
Barney, this in an intervention.A Quinntervention.You and Quinn are moving really fast, and we don't trust her.We're just looking out for your best interests.Quinn-terests.
I don't understand.Wh Wait a sec.Ted Evelyn Mosby you broke The Broath.
How dare you?! A Broath is the most sacred bond between-okay, yeah, I did.
Are you aware that breaking a Broath can have deadly, even fatal repercussions? Have you studied history, Ted?
repercussions 反響
Extensively.But I'm a little shaky on fake history, so
Extensively 大々的に shaky 弱い
The tragic cost of a broken Broath Uh-huh.dates back to Ancient Bro-man times
Hey, Bro-tus, you'd tell me if, like, a bunch of dudes were conspiring to assassinate me, right?
conspire 企てる
Um, totally, Caesar.Paranoid much?
Just to be sure, can you swear a Broath to me?
Sure.I swear.
Thanks.You've always got my back.
Et tu, Bro-te?
And then he banged, like, a hundred chicks and invented a salad.True story.
Well, Quinn lied to you; she manipulated you.What if she's just using you?
She's not just using me.
What about the expensive trip to Hawaii?
What expensive trip to Hawaii?
The one I got for you.That was supposed to be a surprise for Barney.He asked me to meet him here.What's going on, you guys?
Tell her.Fine, I'll fill her in.And I am so angry, I'm not even gonna make a joke about filling her in.Which I did three times last night, self-five.My friends think you're wrong for me, so they're having an intervention.A Quinntervention.
I don't understand.
Well, see, your name is Quinn, and so
I'll explain.I made Ted promise not to tell them what you do, but he did, and now they don't trust you.
Wow, that really hurts.But what's even worse is that you felt the need to lie about me.I'm not ashamed of who I am, Barney, but you clearly are.
I'm not ashamed of you.I just didn't want them to judge you without
Maybe we are moving too fast.
What? What is that supposed to mean?
I don't think I can do this.
Wait, are you ending things just like that? If you walk out that door, you prove them right.You prove that you're just some heartless stripper who never gave a damn about me in the
Don't call me.
Wow.That was intense.
We just destroyed what could have been a once-in-a-lifetime shot at happiness.
I know.I feel guilty, too.
Fireplace, balcony, hardwood floors
Okay, I'll just say it: After everything that happened between us, I can't believe you wouldn't back down and let me have Quinn's place.
back down 追い出す
Ted, can I talk to you out in the hall?
Has it ever occurred to you that the last few weeks haven't been easy for me either? In the span of one day, my engagement fell apart, I lost my best friend, then I lost my apartment.And-and now I'm about to lose my job.
What do you mean?
I-I've been completely distracted at work.And now my boss wants to see me Friday at 5:00, which, around the office, is known as fire o'clock.
I had no idea.
How could you? The one person I want to talk to most barely looks me in the eye anymore, much less returns my calls.Ted, I know it took guts to tell me you love me.And I-I know how much it hurt that I didn't say it back, but Damn it, th-this sucks for me, too.And I-I miss you.Is there any way we can just go back to normal?
I don't think I can do normal anymore.
Barney still isn't answering.We gotta go find him and apologize.
Oh.I thought you were Quinn.
Barney, we're so sorry.We never should've meddled like that.Can you forgive us?
meddle よけいな世話を焼く
I don't know.You had no right to do that.
How can we make it up to you, buddy?
make it up to 償いをする
I, one of Barney's best friends
I, one of Barney's best friends
promise never to interfere with his personal life again
promise never to interfere with his personal life again
unless it's an issue of health, national security, or he's about to get up on a fattie.
unless it's an issue of health, national security, or he's about to get up on a fattie.
And now, to seal this sacred vow, the two ladies will kiss.
Barney
The two ladies will kiss!
Lil Okay.
And now the gentlemen.
Dude
And now the gentlemen!
Let's just
This is silly.Don't-don't touch my face.
I was going to say, And now the gentlemen bump fists.How long you been holding back that one?
Hot stuff, fellas.
Did I see a little tongue in there?
I don't understand.
Well, if these two will keep their sweaty paws off each other for half a second, I'll explain.It all started a couple days ago