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海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
Oh, my god, you guys.last night, We raised $10,000 for my charity To help combat childhood illiteracy.It's a really serious issue.
combat 闘う illiteracy 非識字
Someone just earned herself an ass-first ride Down the dance floor spank canyon!
Lily, what are you doing here?
Oh, just doing the fun things you single girls do.
What's with the plastic fireman's hat?
Oh, I didn't have a cowboy hat, And today was fire safety day at school, so Oh, my god, bitch.This is our anthem.
Really? who sings this?
Is ll cool j still doing things?
This is great, svens.You guys are so much cooler than marshall.He doesn't even own a unitard.Who wants a brew?
unitard ユニタード
I don't understand.Where is the conference call?
This is the conference call.get it? In america, When we work late, We lie about a conference call, And we come up here and we drink a few beers.It's awesome.
This is a waste of time.push-ups!
Misty, you are such a slut.Let's do another shot.
You're the slut, you skank.Shots are on you.
No, bitch, shots are on you.You're such a whore.
You're all a bunch of prostitutes.You probably have stds.
Um let's go dance.
Lily, This isn't working.you shouldn't be here.
Oh, I get it.Because I'm happily married, I'm some kind of loser?
Exactly the opposite.Lily, why do you think the woo girls have to woo When they win a game of beer pong, Or when a hot guy takes his shirt off? It's because that is as good as life gets for them.They're really sad people.And, when they hang out With someone who's got it all figured out-- Someone like you-- it bums them out.It takes away their woo.
You're just saying that So I don't feel like an old married lady.
Look at those girls, lily.Look at them and listen To what their woo's are really saying.
Oh, those poor girls a-and ted.I-i just want to go give them all a hug.
Lily, right now I'm like them.I'm unemployed, I'm single, I'm a little lost.So every once in a while, I need to woo, But when I need to talk about something real, You're the one I turn to.You're my best friend.
And you're mine.And I promise I'll make more time for just us.Marshall doesn't have to tag along to everything we do.
tag along ついていく
Hey, have you guys tried these purple hooter test tube shots? I've had, like, five of 'em.I don't even think there's alcohol in here.
Where'd you get that hat?
What hat?
We fired sven.
what?
Yeah, those guys were idiots.I mean, sure, they had some cool ideas-- Some really cool ideas.Actually, I wonder if it's not too late to No! The point is You got the job.
Really?
yeah.The search committee realized they made the wrong decision.Plus, you really mean a lot to them And they want you to be happy.You see, ted.
That's weird.
Look, ted, your design was the best, And you deserve it.There's also something that you should know About why you didn't get the job in the first place.
it was bilson.Bilson just wanted to have an office in a dinosaur head, But barney convinced him that it was really, really stupid.
Well, you know.
Thank you, barney.I can't believe this.I-i-i just got our firm The biggest account we've ever had.Next round's on me.
Why'd you let me off the hook?
off the hook 危機を脱する
You did the right thing.Seemed like you deserved a bye.Plus, it would have really Bummed ted out, and he's-he's finally Happy right now.
a bye 断る
You really are ted's best friend.And so am i.It's a tie.Thanks, marshall.
Marshall wound up caving And telling me the truth about barney, Like, ten minutes later, At which point we tied uncle barney to the mechanical bull, Cranked it up to a setting called "paint mixer" woo! and went home.
wound up 終える cave 降参させる
I love you, man.
Love you, too, buddy.
Whew.hey, you going to ride the bull tonight?
No, not if you paid me.I have an inner ear thing.
that was a pretty great night.
Three hours.That's a bar record.
That's right, ladies.
Jillian, you know what'd be really crazy And funny and stupid to do tonight? If you and me Find a guy and have a three-way.
Maybe if we found the right guy.
Yeah, and If we don't find the right guy, maybe you and I could just.
You know who was pretty cute? That guy ted.Let's go find him.