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海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
Kids, your Aunt Robin had only been dating Don a short while, when one evening, out of nowhere
Robin?
Hmm.
Do you wanna move in?
Well, it's kind of soon, but, sure, I would consider moving in here.Just let me think about it.
No, I meant do you wanna move in on the couch so I could sit down?
Yeah.That's what I meant, too.Like I said, just let me think about it.
Okay.
Okay.Yeah.I'm okay with that.
Okay.But now that you mentioned it, do you wanna move in?
So, what did you say?
I'm considering it.
You're considering it?
Yeah.
You barely know him.Plus, the guy's a loser with a dead-end job.
We have the same job, Barney.
And we couldn't be prouder of you, angel.
couldn't be prouder この上なく誇りに思う
Ugh.
Well, sweetie, this does seem kind of fast.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Well, I think you should move in with him.
You do?
Yeah.Yeah.I mean, I see how happy you are.And as much as I love you as a roommate, - I want you to do what's right for you.
Oh! Are you trying to kick me out because of the milk thing?
It's really annoying.
Robin!
No.I have a system.I put the empty carton back in the fridge to remind us to buy milk.
Okay, why don't you leave a full carton to remind us we don't have to buy milk?
All right, all right.As your ex, before you jump into anything, I need to meet this guy.I think it's kind of weird that I haven't met him yet.
Totally weird.It's almost like someone carefully orchestrated it that way on purpose.Fine.But you have to promise to be on your best behavior.
orchestrate 調整する
I promise.
So, I'm banging this Portuguese contortionist and I swear, she is so flexible, at one point she was on top of me and underneath me.Up top and down low! One and two, bang! Who needs? Who needs? Who needs?
contortionist 策略家 on top of 支配して
I'm good.I'm good.
And that would be Barney.
He means well.Well, actually, I'm not sure that's true.
I think he's awesome.But I feel bad for any woman with the kind of low self-esteem who would actually date a guy like that.
And that's when I realized Robin never told Don she had dated Barney.
I like you, Don.We both love a good Scotch.We both enjoy my compelling stories.
compelling 感動的な
Yeah.
And we both dated Robin.
Now he knew.
So, Barney's your ex and you still hang out with him? I got to say I'm a little uncomfortable with that.
Oh, look, don't be.It's like we never dated.
Long story short, this exchange student's arms gave out, and we both fell, ass over sex swing.Seriously, I have not been able to find a girl who can do that position since Robin.
Hey, Lily! Marshall! How was your weekend away, or any other topic?
Awful.
Terrible.
Twin beds? We can't sleep in separate beds.We should go complain.
Yeah, you're right.I'm gonna march down there and demand another room.
march down ずんずん進む
Yeah, I'll go with you in just a sec.
Housekeeping.
Could you come back later? We're taking a little catnap.
It's time to check out.
We slept for 18 hours.
We missed four pre-paid meals.
I lost 11 pounds.
Hey, Ted, do you think it's weird that Robin is still friends with Barney?
I think it's weird that we're all still friends with Barney.
I just don't know how I feel about her hanging out with one of her exes all the time.
And that's when I realized Robin had failed to tell Don about another one of her exes, me.
No, hanging out with one ex is fine.Even two, I'd give a pass.Hell, two might be even better than one, for some reason.
Yeah, but if you were dating someone and he hung out with one of his exes all the time
Oh, wait, I'm sorry.He?
Yeah, and he was friends with one of his exes
Wait, wait, wait, wait, dude, dude, hold on.Do you think I'm gay?
Well, yeah.
Why would you assume that?
Hey.
Hey, Ted, your calligraphy teacher called.
And? And?
Your ink is in.
Yes!
Hey, guys, I just wanna make sure Project Runway is recording.Did the Jets get new costumes?
Well, I guess we won't be having creme brule tonight.My browning torch is broken.
You know, when I heard your roommate was a single guy, I was a little jealous.But now that I know he's gay, I'm okay.
Oh, Ted's not
But we still got homemade lady fingers and piping hot Darjeeling.
Awesome.Thank you.
Ted's not what?
Ted's not gonna be around a lot.He's following Cher on tour.
Okay, don't get me wrong, Cher puts on a hell of a show.But I am not gay.
Hey, Lily, be honest.Is it weird that Robin hangs out with one of her exes all the time?
Well, Ted and Robin broke up years ago.It's a non-issue.
Ted and Robin?
Not seeming so gay now, am I, Donny?
Appletini for the gentleman.
Thank you.
You dated Ted, too? Robin, of the four people you consider your best friends in New York, you've slept with 50% of them.
Don, they're just my friends.
Yeah, but they're also your exes.And you live with one of them.Look, I'm sorry, I got to I got to think about all this.
My God, she's a thousand degrees! It's like putting my leg against a tailpipe.
tailpipe 肛門
Ow! His toenails are like daggers.
I'd love a sandwich, but no eating in bed.Stupid rule.We have ants one time.
Great, and now he's falling asleep.Cue the river of drool.
My knee itches.Just one little scratch.
Marshall! I think we should get separate beds.
Yes!
A mini fridge and separate beds.
Deal!