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But then we went outside.
Oh, my goodness.What a beautiful baby.
Thank you.By the way, my friend and I, we're not a couple.We are two straight guys who are single and we have a baby.Just so you know.
Look at this sweet girl.
Hi.I was just telling this first girl, my friend and I, both straight, both available, and we have a baby.
Oh, who is this little angel?
Okay, real quick: me and him, not gay, single, have a baby.We should look into having a sign made.
Kids, again, we were going through a difficult time.But this part was kind of fun.
Aw! So cute!
This is awesome.
Right?
Robin, come out and talk to us.
I'm not coming out of this bathroom until everyone stops acting crazy!
No one is being crazy.
Again, for the purposes of this story
Ted and I have a baby.Crazy!
What the hell is that?
Guys, this is Hurricane Stinson-Mosby.
Mosby-Stinson.
You named your baby Hurricane? That is ultimately inconsiderate to the child who has to live with that name.
inconsiderate 軽はずみな
Okay, how the hell does Barney have a baby?
No idea.Super confused.I'm finding it best to just sort of go with it.She's super cute, though, right?
Wait a minute.Oh, guh! Hurricane dookied in her drawers.Ha-ha! Poopy pants!
She needs a new diaper.
Right.Where do you keep your diapers?
We don't have any.
You don't Wow.Okay.I guess I'll go buy some.You're gonna be a mom and you don't have any diapers? Lord, watch over that child.
Uh, okay.Come here, you.
So, there was talk of a cheese plate?
Hey.
Cheese?
Thanks.
If you don't mind me asking what-what is this all about? I mean, you are one of the most strong, independent, non-locking-themselves-ina-bathroom-on-Thanksgiving people I know.Why-why are you so upset about us moving?
Maybe I just need you guys more than you think.
Is this about more than us moving?
This is good cheese.
Robin?
Yeah?
Do you think I should've become a Ghostbuster?
I think you made the right call, buddy.
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Okay, Ted, I'm not gonna ask you where Barney got this baby.But do you have any idea why?
Well, a few nights ago, we were talking you know, We hate girls, we wish we were gay, just guy stuff.And we kind of sort of decided to adopt a baby.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I know.Is it, though?
Yes.
I know.But is it, though?
Yes.
Well, so what if it's crazy? I've been ready to meet someone to start a family with for a long time now, and I keep not meeting her.Barney is one of my best friends in the world, we rarely fight, and once we iron out the whole pet cobra thing, we will be amazing dads.Why shouldn't we try this?
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When's the last time you fed her?
She had some root beer on the train.
Oh, Ted.And I'm sorry, but you cannot call a baby Hurricane.
Actually, her name is Sadie.
James, what are you doing here?
Did Barney not tell you that we were coming for Thanksgiving?
Uh, no.
Then he probably also did not tell you that he was babysitting our new daughter.
This is your daughter? Oh, thank God.And congratulations.
Thanks.Come here.
I guess this is good-bye, Hurri Sadie.Your name is Hurricane.Don't ever forget it.Go with him.
Go on.Come here.
Hey, Ted, I overheard your little speech.It's not crazy.About ten years ago, my best friend and I nearly did the same thing.She was single, I was single, we both wanted a family.It made sense.But now? Every day, we thank our lucky stars that we didn't do it.'Cause what she found with her husband and what I found with mine-it was worth the wait.
Hurricane's a cool name.
Isn't it, Tom?
The pet store was closer, so I just got her some wee-wee pads.Oh, I also got this.It's beef-flavored and it's good for her teeth.James! Tom! Hey! Lily did you get the e-mail that I sent you about inviting James and Tom to Thanksgiving? I sent it to your CompuServe.That's your main one, right?
Happy Thanksgiving, bro.
Thanks.Hi.
Hey!
Let's go sit down.
All right, you got me.James is my baby guy.But these past three hours-magical, right? We can do this! Say we can do this.
We can't do this.Sorry, dude.We got to wait for the real thing no matter how tough it gets.
It gets pretty tough.
I know it does, buddy.
I have some time before dinner, right? I'm going to go I'm gonna take a little walk.All right.All right.
God.
Hi.
Hey.
Are we still friends?
Hope so.
Good.'Cause get this.Ted almost adopted a baby.Crazy, right? Poor guy's going through some stuff.He actually tried to rope me into it.Can you imagine me being someone's dad?
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I'm pregnant.