So, anyone been watching The Young and the Restless?
Awesome! Who ordered Soap Opera Illustrated? Huh.Marissa Heller, I like your style.
Anyone? Am I to understand that there isn't a single soap opera fan in this entire elevator? Hmm?
I don't own a TV.The only operas I watch are at the MET.
Oh! Excuse me.Jefferson, darling!
Wow, I am not dressed for this.
One word, made up.Douche-pocalypse.
Guys, that's Peter Bogdanovich talking to Arianna Huffington and Will Shortz, editor of the New York Times crossword! Look, let's give this party a chance, okay.There's free food, free booze.Twenty minutes, then we can leave.
But you see, music was changing, and Giovanni Artusi simply didn't understand the new style of composing.
Excuse me.Are you talking about Monteverdi and his fourth book of madrigals?
My dear chap, what else?
That's my favorite book of madrigals!
Smoked foie gras with caramelized mango and creme fraiche.
Hey, hey, guy.You have anything in the mini-cheeseburger department?
I don't think so, sir.
No.Mini-pizzas? Little cups of fries? Any food at all that'll make me feel like a giant?
I'll check, sir.
He's not gonna check.
I'm performing open heart surgery on the Dutch ambassador in the morning.I hope he pulls through.
pull through 乗り越える
Really? A colleague of mine just prescribed Coumadin to the Dutch ambassador.And there's no way she'd be on anticoagulants if she were about to undergo surgery.
prescribed 処方する undergo 受ける
You know who published a great article on Walt Whitman and the politics of semantics? Professor Hammersmith of Oxford.
I am Professor Hammersmith.
Which is exactly what Truffaut was talking about in his 1954 article in Cahiers du cinema.Film is an auteur's medium, full stop.
Movies.Right? Actors.Willem Dafoe.Funny thing about Willem Dafoe.His name kind of sounds like a frog talking to a parrot.Willem.Dafoe! Willem.Dafoe! No?
As Under Secretary of the Treasury, I had a big hand in crafting that legislation.Now, I wonder if you'd like to join me in the map room, and give my package some stimulus.
legislation 法律制定 stimulus 刺激
I'm afraid, my darling, you're too old for my taste.
Hey, Zsa Zsa Gabor is still looking pretty hot, but otherwise, this party sucks.
Yeah, well, we gave it a chance.It's been 20 minutes.Let's get out of here.Where's Ted?
Yeah.I know how to find him.Just give me one minute.Gongs, right? They're louder than you think.
Young man, that gong is a 500-year-old relic that hasn't been struck since W.S.Gilbert hit it at the London premiere of The Mikado in 1885.
Ooh.His wife's a 500-year-old relic that hasn't been struck since W.S.Gilbert hit it at the London premiere of The Mikado in 1885.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, Will Shortz! Editor of the Times crossword! You know how I've been saying, They always use Ulee from Ulee's Gold because of the vowels? Well, tell them, Will, tell them.
Because of the vowels.
It's because of the vowels!
Wow.Ted, can I talk to you just for a second?
Hey, Will.Ten-letter word for diminutive egg-based torte?
Right there.Such a great party! Such a great party!
Yeah, totally.Ted, it's time to go.It's Robots vs.Wrestlers o'clock!
Ted? There you are.We'll be blind taste testing French whites in a bit.It should be a hoot and a half.
It should be a hoot and a half 楽しくなるわ。
Well, I decant miss that.I know, you don't have to say it.You don't decant white wine.
Miss Lily, in the living room, with the candlestick.
Oh, my heavens, no! That was Edgar Allan Poe's!
Guys, listen.I'm having fun here, so I think I'm gonna skip Robots vs.Wrestlers.
But, Ted, you've never missed Robots vs.Wrestlers.No, no, no, no, no, no, no Ted, this isn't happening.First, Robin ditches us and now you! And for these stuffy, pretentious snoots!
ditch ふる stuffy 息苦しい pretentious うぬぼれた snoots 横柄な奴
Actually, I kind of like these stuffy, pretentious snoots.They don't make fart noises every time I open my mouth.Well, look, I'm gonna stay.I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Yeah, come on, Barney.It's just one night.
It doesn't mean anything.
Oh! It means everything.Ted, if you don't come to Robots vs.Wrestlers, it's the end of our friendship.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Fine.Then you are out of our gang forever.You can re-apply in two years.Marshall, Lily.Let's go watch wrestlers fight robots.So embarrassing.I forgot something.
So, Ted, where did those chums of yours scoot off to?
chum 友人 scoot 急いでいく
Oh! You know, a poetry reading.