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海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
So Lily went to visit Marshall at work, hoping she wasn't interrupting anything important. She wasn't.
Whoa. What is going on?
Bernard, if we just glue the cards together... Lily! What are you doing here?
Well, I baked you brownies because I thought you were busy working, but... so when you said...
Lily, hey, I can't really talk. I'm working on a big project right now. It's a real house of cards.
house of cards 不安定な建物
Is this the house of cards you were talking about? I thought you had some big client.
Oh, sweetheart, we haven't had a client here in months. Mmm! Brownies!
Hey! What is going on? What do you mean you haven't had a client in months?
Ever since the Gruber case, we lost a lot of business, people got laid off... it's just me and Bernard now.
get laid off 解雇される
Where's Cootes?
He's holed up in a bomb shelter in Colorado, waiting for the apocalypse and tending to his herb garden.
holed up in 閉じこもっている apocalypse 終末 tend 世話をする
So all those times I've called you in the past few months, when you talked about how busy you were... you were just lying to me?
Technically, I never lied...
Hey, baby.
Hey, baby, I can't talk right now. I'm working on a big case. Bye. That is a big case.
Bad time, Lily. I got to focus on the client. Gotta go. Bye. Where were we?
Chapter 19.
I can't talk right now; I got a lot on my plate. Well, let's dig in. If we start now, we can be done by lunch.
Now's not a good time, Lil.
We got a lot of balls in the air right now.
Okay, toss me the stapler.
Unbelievable. Wait-- when you said you were about to get reamed...
get reamed 厳しく攻められる
Oh, right. That. No, sometimes, for fun, We throw reams of paper at each other. Bernard! Not a good time! Read the room! I'm sorry, baby, I... I didn't want you to see me fail.
reams 大量の
Damn it! Do you realize what you cost us by lying to me? The Captain is moving to Rome, and he offered to bring me along as his art consultant, but I turned it down, because I thought you loved your job.
Oh, my gosh. If we lived in Italy, I could just spend my days taking care of Marvin and trying to make pasta and watching Italian Price Is Right. It sounds like a dream!
Oh, it's too late.
No, no. Lily, I'm going to The Captain's right now! I'm gonna make this right! I'm gonna get you that job!
No, Marshall...
You're getting that job!
You can just make it out to Liddy Gates. That's L-I-D-D-Y.
L-I, two D's... double D... two D's... -Y.
Well, here is the final menu, as we discussed, but let me be clear. You're the boss; I'm here to serve you. So if there's anything you want me to remove, just tell me to remove it and it's gone. I'll remove anything you want.
That sounds like a sound policy.
sound policy 健全な政策
Up to you, whatever you feel like.
That's a good... That's a good thing to know.
That's fine, you can remove whatever you want.
I'm serious, and I won't be offended; you want it gone, I'll take it right off. Is it hot in here?
offended 気を悪くする
It's not cold.
You know what?
It's hot; it's sticky.
It's not... It's like Bikram, right? We're yoga buddies. ♪ Yoga buddies.
Well, I'll let you guys read the menu. Can you point me to the...
Coat rack?
...restroom?
Uh, it's right over there.
OK.
But it's hard to pee in a giant coat.
Okay, what's going on? Why are you guys being so weird?
Ted says that Liddy has a ridonkulous body, but there's no way of verifying because she won't take off the coat!
Is that why it's so hot in here? Did you pay Carl to turn up the heat again?
Well, yes. But I was curious. I want to get that coat on the rack so I can see the rack that's under the coat.
My God. I have been wondering the same thing. I mean, she never takes that coat off. Whatever she's smuggling under there has to be thermonuclear. I bet she has WBDs. Weapons of bra destruction.
Thank you. This, this is why you're the coolest fiance ever.
So, Ted, when you say ridonkulous...
I can't even describe it. It'd be like trying to explain a rainbow to a blind person.
Is she single? Why don't you ask her out?
Actually, I almost did the first time we met, before she took off that coat.
Sandstorm? Dubai? That hoodie? I mean, it's ridonkulous.
Oh, I know. I so want to see it again.
Well, hey, I mean, maybe after this, if you're not doing anything.
Totally, and maybe later, we could get a bite to eat. There's this great place that's super close.
No, I... No, I... No.
It was just too much. Indiana Jones wouldn't look at this body. This is a body that would melt a Nazi's face.
Oh, man, I want my face to melt. It's too bad Marshall isn't here.
Why Marshall?
'Cause he could just say...
Hey, Liddy, why don't you take off that coat?
And Liddy would be all...
Sure, should I take my shirt off, too?
No, the coat's probably enough.
And he'd get away with it. You know why? No stink.
stink 悪臭
You obviously haven't split a cab with him after basketball.
No, I don't mean physical stink. I mean the pheromonal stink a guy gives off when he's desperate for action to a pathetic degree. You know, like Ted.
I have stink?
Bro, you dipped in stink. If Liddy came back to the table and you said...
dip in つかる
Uh, Liddy, why don't you, uh, take off that coat?
You want me to take my coat off? How about instead, I take off your face?
Ow! Ow, oh!
Really? You had to have her beat me up?
She's not done, Ted.
Ghost Protocol wasn't that good!
Marshall, on the other hand, girls take one look and just know there's a guy who's met the girl of his dreams and wants to spend the rest of his life with her and only her.
take one look 一目見る
So why don't you ask her?
Pardon me?
Aren't you a guy who's met the girl of his dreams and wants to spend the rest of his life with her and only her?
Of course, baby.
So why don't you ask her to take her coat off?
Um...
And you never even saw Ghost Protocol.
So, the big day's coming up. How are you guys feeling? I talked to the caterer, and the mini lamb shanks are gonna be amazing. Oh, by the way, I talked to the florist, and the violets are gonna be gorgeous.
Okay, Barney. You can do this. Just say it. Say it.
...little ones and big ones...
Say it.
Hey, Liddy, do you want to take off your coat?
Sure.
I did it! I proved to myself and everyone else that I have no desire to be with any other woman. I am completely immune to every other... Holy crap!