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Narator: Now, kids, the story of Lily and Marshall's wedding is a good one. No matter how perfectly you plan your... You know, wait a second, guys. I'll get to that. First, I've got to tell you what happened with Barney.

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Bob: Rich, what is the name of our next participant?

Rich: Bob, it's Barney Stinson! Come on down! You're the next contestant on The Price Is Right.

Barney: Nooo. Oh, my God!

Bob: Working his way out. High-five here, high-five there. A big old hug here.

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All: Oh, my God!

Barney: Yeah, I know, the camera loves me.

Bob: Welcome to contestant's row, Barney. Nice suit.

Barney: Thanks, Da... Bob.

Bob: Here is the next item up for bid!

Rich: Bob, the stylish his-and-her watches feature an 18k gold bezel and crown and stainless steel bands.

Bob: And Barney, what do you bid on that?

Barney: Um... Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Retail price is $1,349.99, so, since you round off, I'll say $1,350, Bob.

Bob: $1,350 for Barney.

Lily: So, was it $1,350?

Barney: I don't know. Was it?

Lily: Oh, my God!

Barney: Happy wedding.

Bob: Barney, you won that camcorder in just one second! That is impressive. I mean impressive.

Barney: Thank you, Bob.

Bob: Now, to win the computer, you're going to have to bid again, and again I will say higher or lower. And let's show the audience the price of the computer, and audience, please, do not try to help us. And the clock will start with your first bid.

Barney: $1 billion.

Bob: Lower.

Barney: So, I brought some photos that I thought you might like to see. This is me on my first birthday.

Bob: Yes, Barney. This is...

Ted: What are you doing?

Barney: Uh, spending some quality time with my dad.

Bob: That's very nice, but look, the clock is moving. You have only about 16 seconds. Keep bidding.

Barney: No, no, I want you to see this. This is great.

Bob: Keep bidding. Barney. This is me at my graduation. I know, the hair.

Bob: That, no, that's nice. That's nice. You have only five, four, three, two, one...

Barney: $999.

Bob: Nine... Barney, you got it exactly right!

Barney: Happy wedding again!

Lily: Oh, my...

Barney: I have to be honest, Bob. The big wheel is the only weak part of my game.

Bob: I'm sure you'll do just fine, son.

Barney: Did you just... I'm ready, Bob.

Bob: Do it! Do it! Here we go! He's looking for the dollar. It's going around, and around...

Ted: Oh, no, you spun it too hard.

Robin: No, he didn't spin it hard enough.

Bob: Here it comes, Barney. You got it! You won... But Barney... Barney, you're not through. You've won $1,000. You've won a place in the showcase. You are doing splendidly so far.

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Barney: Thank you, would you, would you say you're proud of me?

Bob: Sure.

Ted: That was kind of a weird moment.

Bob: Very well, Barney, you have seen the first showcase. Do you want to bid on it or do you want to pass it to Millie?

Barney: Please, no car and an above-ground spa? Pass.

Bob: Millie, he has passed this showcase to you. What do you bid on it?

Millie: $17,640.

Bob: $17,640.

Barney: Overbid!

Bob: Now, let's see Showcase #2. Barney, your showcase begins with a mystery.

Barney: Oh, I love this.

Robin: I can't believe how excited I am right now

Bob: Barney, you have seen your showcase. What do you bid on it?

Barney: Please, please. Please. Let me. 1-8-4-2-1.

Marshall: I don't even know what we're going to do with a dune buggy, but I want it!

Bob: And the actual retail price of your showcase is...

Barney: $14,628.

Bob: $14,628. Millie, you are over. Too bad. Barney, you bid $18,421 on your showcase. And the actual retail price of Barney's showcase is... $18,421 exactly right! You win both showcases, Barney. Bob Barker, reminding you, help control the pet...

Barney: Before, before we wrap up the show, there's just something I want to say to you.... Congratulations on 35 wonderful years hosting The Price Is Right.

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Bob: Well, thank you, Barney. Thank you...

Barney: Have your pets spayed or neutered.

Ted: Why didn't you tell him?

Barney: Well, it's just... If you lived your whole life thinking one thing, it would be pretty devastating to find out that wasn't true. I just don't think Bob could have handled it.

Ted: Bob. Yeah. Probably a good choice.

Barney: Anyway, on the bright side. Happy wedding again!

Narator: And that's the story of how Uncle Barney gave Lily and Marshall a dune buggy for their wedding. Marshall's recording the good night tape for Lily.

Marshall: Um, I thought since we're going to be apart for two whole weeks, I would sing you your night-night song. Night-night, Lily Night-night, Lily It's time to go to bed, oh, my silly, little Lily Time to rest your little head Sha-la-la-la-la Sha-la-la-la-la Come on, Ted.

Ted: No, it's weird.

Marshall: You promised.

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