パズルズ
海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
Okay, we're back live in 30 seconds.Where's Sandy?
I don't know.Uh let's see if he's still wearing his mic.
Taxi, take me to Tina's house.
Sir, this is a falafel stand, and you're sitting in the hummus.
Okay.Run the montage of people who died this year until I get back.And add Sandy, because when I find him, I'm going to kill him.
Anyway, Dad
Stop hogging Dad already.I've got stuff to tell him, too.
hog 独り占めする
Like what? You're still living with Mom, and you have no job.
Go ahead.
So, anyway
July 8, 1972. Cheyenne, Wyoming.A hunter spots a hairy form in the fore.Bigfoot.His story is dismissed because, to be honest, he'd been drinking and had a history of mental problems.But was it a hoax? Or was it an enigma of the
hairy 身の毛もよだつ fore 目立つ場所 hoax 作り話
It was an idiot in a gorilla suit.
Enigma.
Gorilla suit.
Enigma!
Gorilla suit!
Marshall? Marcus? What are you guys doing?
Having a private moment with Dad.
No, I'm having a private moment with Dad.
No, I'm having a private moment with Dad.
Touchdown, Vikings!
Boom!
Yeah!
Anyway, Dad, since it's still just the two of us, I'll go on.
I've always envisioned Puzzles as a literary salon, where Gotham's intelligentsia hold court on art, philosophy and literature.
envision 想像する hold court ちやほやされる
Great.And while you're distracting the nerds and fatties, I'll be in the VIP room getting it in.
Uh, yeah, dude, I don't know where you got a velvet rope, but you can't use my room for anonymous sex.I'm kind of a neat freak that way.
neat freak 潔癖症
Hey, guys, I have an idea for Puzzles.What if What?
Oh.Puzzles is kind of our thing, so
It's a kind of a shred vision.
Okay.I understand.
But hey we like your energy.How would you like to be our star bartender.
I've always wanted to be a bartender.It's just like being a therapist.You listen to people's problems, pretend to care, but you can drink openly, instead of having to hide your booze in a coffee mug.
Great.Oh, check it out.We worked out a theme song for Puzzles.
While I was carrying up four flights of stairs? Awesome.
Puzzles is a place where people go To feel like they belong. Gonna take advantage of dumb drunk girls No, we're not.
Bro.
That would be wrong A place where wit and wisdom bloom A place to bang chicks in Ted's room Not gonna happen.
We'll talk about it.
At Puzzles, we all fit together And I'm the bartender!
I'll go get the other kegs.
Probably a good idea.We got to work out some harmonies.And I'm right here No, you actually down here
Excuse me, sir? About the TVs, we in the middle burying my aunt, so
Oh I'm sorry.We'll keep it down.
No, I just want to check out the score.
Actually, I'm trying to have a private moment with my dad, so
Oh.It's just that I used to goto Vikes's with my aunt; may she rest in peace.
Anyway, so back to my story.
She also loved burgers.
So now, back to my story.
Aunt Laura sure loved a toasted bun.
Tina, please tell me Sandy's here.
Don't worry, he's here.
And we're back together!
He told me he loves me, he's sorry, and I'm the only girl for him.
You know, since we'll here, and we're all horny
I don't know what went wrong.
Well, proposing the three-way was bad, starting without us was worse, finishing in the hallway was the nail in the coffin.No! Stop drinking! I gotta get you back on air!
nail in the coffin 命取りになるもの
But I'm single and ready to mingle! Hello, there.Oh, the Twitter-verse blowing up about a new apartment-themed bar called Puzzles.
Why is it called Puzzles?
That's the puzzle! Anyway, this VIP room has a maximum occupancy of two people including me, so eeny and the rest of you may go.
It's funny, but it seems each time I read James Joyce's Ulysses, it's a different book, begging the question: Has the book changed or have I?
Okay, people are getting rowdy and drunk and breaking things.I know this goes against the Puzzles mission statement you made me memorize, but we gotta raise our drink prices.
All right, just a little bit so no one will notice.
Boo!
Poodles sucks!
At Puzzles, we all fit together On sunny days or stormy weather So pull up a chair and sit' To share and stories to tell Puzzles is a place where everybody feels at home BARNEY: And we bang chicks in Ted's room.
What-what do, what do, what do we do?
And so Puzzles got a bouncer,
All right, you know what, you guys? No.No, no, no, no, no, you said double what MacLaren's was paying me.And why isn't anyone wearing the hats I brought up?!