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Okay, I admit the whole "win a motorcycle plan" was stupid.Especially because we've been playing on the wrong machine.Meet me at the entrance in five minutes.
Hop on, Marshall.Tonight, we ride!
You won that?
Not exactly.You see, I
I hope Marshall's close.Cube me.
I'm on my way, Lily Pad.
Kids, your Uncle Marshall has faced many challenges in his life.But he still considers getting up these two steps when he was this drunk to be the hardest one of all.
Tell me a Marshall story.I miss him.
Got it."The Tale of the Cursed Pants."
Hey, guys.So, I'm starting worry about these pants.
Starting to?
No, ever since I got them, terrible things I stubbed my toe, I missed my train
You put on the pants.
And then the lady at the thrift store said that for years, no one so much as tried them on.Can you believe that?
thrift store リサイクルショップ
Yes.
You know what this means? These pants are cursed.What's this in the pocket? A clue.
Marshall had the writing translated.It led him deep into the heart of Chinatown.
It is you.The One has arrived.Dry cleaning, $21.50.
I remember that suit.He looked like a little kid's imaginary friend.Where is he?!
Now, Uncle Marshall knew he had only one chance of getting out.Bribing a cab driver.
Machine that gives money!
Now, Marshall was pretty drunk, but he swears the ATM started to do this.
Stop hitting me.Just for that, you're never getting home for the birth of your son.
No!!
What's up, bro?
Wait, how did you with the security?
I'll explain.
Tell me why we shouldn't call the authorities right now?
Go ahead, call 'em.But first, can you show me the rule that says you can't drive a motorcycle on the casino floor?
It's not in here.
And, kids, that sign is still there to this day.
When I came out, I ran into this guy.Two seats just opened up on his bus to New York!
Barney, you're a genius!
Plus, here's the best part.This Quinn thing is probably done, so I'm basically single.He said the bus is full of hot college seniors.
Okay, maybe he didn't say "college." Or "hot." I miss Quinn.
What is taking Marshall so long?
Salt lick?
Just finish the door story!
Oh, wow.
I don't like this.
Okay, okay, that's four minutes! We're going to the hospital.
W-Wait, but Marshall's not here yet.I can't go to the hospital without Marshall!
I'm on it.Lily, spread your legs.I'm gonna see if we can see the hooves-uh, the-the snout-uh, the head.Here we go.
hoof 馬の脚 snout 鼻
Take me to the hospital now.
Okay.Come on, come on.
Excuse me, sir.My wife is in labor, and I really need to get to Saint Marcus Hospital.So where exactly in New York does this bus drop off?
Buffalo.
What do you mean I can't have an epidural?
epidural 硬膜外麻酔
You're too far along.Things are moving much faster than expected.
far along 進捗する
Look, if your hands are tied medically, just leave the epidural on the table and walk away.
Don't worry.The baby slide right out, huh? It's like a whoosh.Like a waterslide.Slightly painful waterslide.
Tell me a story now!
Uh Uh Oh! Remember the time Barney tried to pick up girls as the Terminator?
Yes.
Come with me if you want to bang.
Another.
Oh, uh, Ted and the freakishly long arm hair!
No, I disagree, because the filling-It depends on what you're eating, right? If it's Whoa.
What the?
Whoa.
The debunking of the freakishly long arm hair.
debunk 誤りを暴く
Wait, it's-it's just a thread.
I was jealous, okay? Barney's getting all the attention today with this Terminator thing.
Huh.Can't believe I'm not getting laid in this thing.Maybe I need to pick a different part of the movie.
Tell me another story!
Oh, hey, we never finished "Where does that door go"
Come on.Let's check it out.
You know what, baby, they're gone.It's time for us to move on.L-Lil
Oh, my God.
New story!
Uh, the time we tested if banana peels are really slippery.
Yes.
Ready?
There's no way that's really slippery.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Uh, the Halloween we decided to go as The Breakfast Club, but failed to coordinate our costumes!
Uh Does Oh.
Really?
I mean, you live with me.
Yeah, that was funny.Keep going!
Oh, uh, uh the-the time Barney saved a woman's life.
Ready?
There's no way that's really slippery.