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Lily: Hey, guys. Good news. First of all, you can ignore all the e-mails and texts we've sent you.

Robin: We have. Go on.

Lily: Because we went ahead and booked that couples' weekend for all of us in Vermont!

Robin: Wait, you guys were serious about that?

Marshall: Oh, we never joke about b&b's, especially at the height of syrup season.

Lily: Check it out. Saturday we've got apple-picking, antiquing, then a hated hay ride.

Marshall: And then on Sunday, we're up at 6:00 a.m. for the fall foliage hike. Now, you better pack your long johns, 'cause it is cold up there.

foliage –Ř‚Ě—t

Barney: Look! I'm sorry that we have been dodging your calls, but we respect you guys too much as friends to give you some song and dance. You deserve the truth. The US Navy has found intelligent alien life at the bottom of the ocean. For reasons I can't explain, Robin and I have been tapped to lead the expedition.

dodge ‚Í‚Ž‚ç‚Š‚ˇ

Lily: Wow, Barney. That kind of sounds like the stuff you say to girls when you're too much of a coward to dump them.

coward ‚Đ‚Ť‚傤ŽŇ

Marshall: Yeah. You know, that's exactly what it sounds like. But if that's true, that's awesome.

Lily: What's going on?

Robin: Look, all the couple-y stuff, it's just not us. Barney and I are barely equipped to date each other, let alone you guys.

equip ”ő‚Ś‚é let alone you Œž‚¤‚Ü‚Ĺ‚ŕ‚Č‚­

Barney: Plus, the alien thing.

Lily: Come on,Marshall.

Marshall: Let's go.

Robin: No...Lily...

Marshall: You know what? I hope those underwater aliens are cold-blooded. 'cause then you guys will get along just fine.

Barney: I think they bought it.

Marshall: I can't believe they broke up with us.

Lily: We're so lovable.

Marshall: No, we're not. We're ugly and gross.

Lily: I thought we did everything right.

Marshall: I know! I know. We had the gouda. We had my waffle story. I even sent them a awesome photo montage. Nothing.

Lily: Oh, dear god.Marshall, we've been over and over this. You have to stop sending those to people.

Narator: It was true.Marshall had become addicted to creating songs and photo montages documenting various mundane events. So for months, all of Marshall's friends and professional colleagues were getting e-mails like this...

Marshall: Ordered Chinese food today some moo shu pork sauce got away flipped the cushion, now everything's okay.

Marshall: Cat-sitting for Lily's mom, cat-sitting for Lily's mom, it's gonna be fun, it's gonna bring us all closer together.

Cat-sitting ”L‚̐˘˜b

Marshall: Cat funeral, cat funeral, it was an accident and not entirely my fault, cat funeral, meow, meow, meow, meow, cat funeral, meow, meow, meow, meow. We'll miss you, whiskers, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...

Lily: I can't believe you sent them one of those. They think we're insane now.

Marshall: If I recall, they didn't dump us until you brought up that Vermont trip. It was way too early. First, a boat ride around the city, then a trip to Vermont. It's a rookie mistake, and you're better than that.

If I recall Žv‚˘•Ô‚ľ‚Ä‚Ý‚é‚Ć

Lily: Oh, what about you forgetting to check the egg timer for charades? I gave you one thing to do,Marshall. One thing.

Marshall: One thing? One thing? Wow. Really? So, I guess that gouda Just walked itself right through the door...Sliced itself up, and arranged itself in a perfect semi-circle around not three, not four... But five different kinds of sturdy, cheese-bearing crackers?

Lily: You're a sturdy, cheese-bearing cracker!

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