運命
海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
Well, this is great.You know what else is getting clean along with this cupcake tray? My conscience.
conscience 良心
You got anything else you need to atone for? My oven needs cleaning.
atone for 償いする
Un, no, nothing else.Not yet anyway.
Bang, bang, bangity-bang, said a bang-bang-bangity.
I'm getting married.
Bang.
Baby, I think I got yours.This one has no booze.
Oh, no, that's mine.Yeah, I don't know why people think that Mai Tais need booze.I've been drinking virgins all night, and they're delicious.
Yeah, well, enjoy your Mai Tai because as of tomorrow night, you'll be wearing my tie.Our future child is so lucky.
Wait.You're not drunk?
Huh.I guess not.
It's a hustle! We gettin' hustled! Oh, this stinks.This stinks to holy hell! He's gonna win the bet!
hustle 詐欺 stink 疑わしい
Baby, come on.Even if he was sober as a nun, there's no way he could do what these guys do.
sober しらふの stink 疑わしい
Exactly.I mean, to learn the trademark secrets of Shinjitsu hibachi cooking, one would have to go all the way to Hoboken, New Jersey.Yeah, they have a school there.It's a six-month course.They teach you everything.
How do you know that?
Maybe I looked it up on my phone just now.Then again, maybe not.
So Victoria's getting married.
She's getting married.
I'm sorry.I should have told you that way earlier.
No, no, it's fine.
You thought something was gonna happen.
Like one percent.Maybe slap on a ring next time.
Well, the problem is, he hasn't asked me yet.I found the ring in a box in his sock drawer.
Wow! Guy's got a whole drawer just for socks? Must be nice.So when's Money Bags popping the question?
I'm pretty sure tomorrow.He's taking me out to a really nice restaurant out in the Hamptons.It's right on the water, so afterwards we'll take a walk on the beach in the moonlight.You should probably go.
I don't know.It sounds pretty intimate.
intimate 親密な
I'm serious.I feel like I misled you.
mislead の判断を誤らせる
Madam, I came here to wash your dishes.Nothing more.
Whoa! What was that!?
What was what?
This guy and Barney just shared a look!Do you know him? They did it again! This whole thing stinks, I tells ya! It stinks!
Lily, are you really suggesting that Barney spent six months commuting back and forth to Hoboken to learn a signature cooking style of a restaurant he doesn't even like so he could win a bet he hadn't even made yet? Yeah, the whole thing stinks.
No, it's not possible, okay? I was the one who said let's go to Shinjitsu Bless you.How could Barney have You brilliant bastard.It's all so obvious now.For the past, oh, I don't know how long, five years, every time I've said, "Let's go to Shinjitsu"" Bless you.You've sneezed.Every time.
And little by little Let's go to Shinjitsu.
Bless you.
You forged the association in my brain.
So what should we do for dinner?
Let's go to Shinjitsu.
Oh, bless you.
Thanks.
Until eventually Yes, I know I said that we'd be back Sunday, but guess what? We are back now! Now what on earth Stop bouncing! What on earth would make you think that we'd be okay with this? Let's go to Shinjitsu.
When you were sick for a week last year, I had Shinjitsu like six times.You had the knife skills you had the trigger All you needed then was to want something from me.And then one day those somethings came a-busting out.
Wapowng!
I am gonna have to walk this earth, knowing Barney has touched my boobs.
Yeah.It stays with you.His email reminders don't help.
Okay, Lily, this is ridiculous.If you want to call the bet off
Great! The bet's off!
Let me finish.Here's the deal: If you let me just see them-no touching, just looking-for one minute
For 30 seconds.
For 30 seconds, in a well-lit photography studio
well-lit 明るい
In the alley.
In the alley then we'll cancel this entire wager completely.Do we have a deal?
wager 賭け
I'll think about it.
So you're doing the dishes
I'm doing the dishes.
All done.
Congratulations.Your karmic slate is clean and lemony fresh.Cheers.
karmic カルマの
Cheers.
See, now I can start anew, and hopefully end up as happy as you and, uh Sorry, what's his name?
anew あらためて
Whose name?
Your fiance-to-be.
Oh!
His name is Klaus.
Klaus.
Klaus.
German name.
Yeah, German guy.
Hmm.When you were living in Germany, and we were doing the whole long-distance thing wasn't there a Klaus in your class?
There was a Klaus in my class.
And you and Klaus were close.
Not that close.
Yes, yes, you and the Klaus from your class were quite close.
Kind of close.
Was that your Klaus?
My Klaus?
In your class.
In my class?
Is your Klaus the kind of close Klaus from your class?
Yes.
You didn't cheat on me with Klaus, did you?
No.No, I did not.
Mm.Okay, new question.After we broke up, how long were you single before you and Klaus started dating?
Oh, how long um, well, we broke up in April, so a day and a half.
Oh, you have got to be kidding me!
I'm sorry.
So I've spent the last six years feeling like I completely betrayed you, when in truth, you No, you know what?
Okay.Fine.Just let yourself off the hook on a technicality! Forget the fact that you did cheat on me!
Forget it? I will never forget it.Okay? I will never stop regretting it, because what we had meant that much to me! I just I wish it had meant something to you, too.
Are you kidding? I loved you!
Did you?
Yes.We had such an amazing time together.Do you remember that night we found that crazy videotape of Barney?
Game night.We played that ridiculous game Marshall invented.
Marshgammon.
Yeah.We've played it a few times since.I still don't get it.
Remember the night we met?
I remember you not letting me kiss you.
Remember why?
You had this ridiculous idea that the moment leading up to the kiss
The drum roll.
is as good as the kiss itself.
Isn't it?
Well, it's certainly more innocent.
It's completely harmless.
Completely.
Oh, my God!
Oh no.No, no-no-no-no-no.
I should not have done that.
No, that was me.I let you come wash my dishes! I said my "oven" needed "cleaning"! I invited you into a porno! No.You were right.This is fate.I needed to see you one more time in order to know for sure about Klaus.
And?
And I have a bus to catch.