ハイライトは"Don't play innocent."

There is no security on this earth, only opportunity.

That is not what I want to hear from the man I'm asking to consult on my security.

Well, you got to love irony. What's the event?

It's tomorrow's launch party for Parfum Bijoux's new fragrance line, inspired by the blend wore by Marie Antoinette.

Where else would the new line be-headed? Oh. Yeah.

Well, at least you didn't ask if it smells like cake.

Eh, that's too obvious.

They're displaying the original formula in its original atomizer on loan from the Marquise de Tourzel, and fully insured by Sterling Bosch.

on loan 貸し付けられて

You have a date to this little soiree?

Would it matter if I did?

Not at all.

We agreed to keep this casual.

Yeah... We did. Amis-amants.

Amis-amants -- "friends who have fun."

The French have a word for everything.

Mm-hmm. I might stop by afterwards.

I might make you a late dinner.

Yeah?

Yeah.

That's how this whole thing got started.

I wanted to thank you for helping with the Delancy case.

Oh. See, I thought the thank-you was what came after dinner.

Then you'll have to thank me for helping with the security. I better not mess this up.

Don't.

Okay, should I be thinking five-star restaurant or Cape Cod clambake?

Yes.

Honey, come on! One hint!

Hon, the whole point of a surprise getaway --

It's a surprise, I know, but do you really want to be lugging around my entire wardrobe for two days?

Well, luckily for you, I have the upper-body strength of a Norse God.

Oh, and you don't mind if we go by the Parfum Bijoux event, right? Just for two minutes.

Two minutes? No. Two hours? Yes.

Oh, honey, it's really important to Sara.

Yes, and she's a big girl, and it's not nearly as important as you and I finally getting some time away with no distractions.

I know. You're right. We promised each other no work talk. Who's that?

Oh, that's Jones. He's here to...

not talk about work?

I'll make it quick. And don't bother looking in my bag. I pack to deceive.

deceive 惑わす

What do you have?

Ellen's tax returns.

Keep the bureau out of it?

Yeah. Diana's contact at the IRS came through.

Good. Well, what do you think? Did she hide the evidence box in the Empire State Building?

Her first job after WITSEC that moved her to New York has this employer I.D. number here -- Griffin-Moore.

Private security firm. Perfect way to satisfy her inner cop.

Uh-huh. And one of their clients was a tech startup in the Empire State Building.

That's got to be it.

Well, the question is, how do we search it?

We don't. We keep our distance and let Neal search on his own.

Does he know where to look?

He will. All right, I need you and Diana to keep an eye on Neal.

Neal while you're gone. We always do.

Between the car accident and everything else, El and I really need to get away.

No, I understand.

Thanks.

Honey? Your phone just buzzed. Might be the hotel. Do you remember the area code?

My phone's on me, hon. But nice try.

She still hasn't figured out where you guys are going, huh?

No, she hasn't, but she's conducting a very thorough investigation.

I'm sure she is.

And then this is it.

Wow. Look at that. I can see why you wanted my help.

Do you love it?

I do.

Hello.

Hi.

Hey. You two ready to kick off your romantic weekend?

Yes. She doesn't know where we're going, so nobody say anything.

Okay. Is it safe to mention the earrings? Are those emeralds? They're beautiful.

Well, thank you. They were my grandmother's. Oh, speaking of beautiful... Oh, my gosh.

From Marie Antoinette's bedroom in Versailles.

Does it smell like cake? Cake. What?

Oh, nothing.

I'm gonna check in on the staff.

I'll take you back.

Great.

So...you and Sara?

Deduce that all by yourself?

deduce 推測する

I did.

Shouldn't you be leaving for your bed-and-breakfast soon?

Enough. Remember, I'm only to be disturbed --

If someone dies. I know the drill. Oh, the Rusty Egret.

Yeah. Must be checking in for our confirmation. Hello?

Well, everything's under control.

Good. Now you two can relax this weekend.

I hope you can, too.

Me?

Don't play innocent. I know you've been dealing with a lot, and me asking you to lie to Peter only added to it.

play innocent とぼける

I understand why you want to keep him out of this.

I just want him safe.

No argument here. Keep him far away.

Well, our check-in is confirmed, but our dog-sitter just canceled.

Oh. Let's call the Bermans.

Busy.

I'll watch Satchmo.

What? No.

What? You don't trust me with your dog?

I don't trust you with my house.

All right, I can bring Satchmo over to my place.

Perfect. A vacation for Satchmo.

All right. Here.

Oh, no need. I'll use the one in the fake rock in your flower bed.

flower bed 花壇

Instructions are on the table. Our valuables are inventoried, and the second we're back, we're changing the locks and resetting the alarm codes.

I would expect nothing less.

And maybe Sara could drop by and check in on Satchmo, as well?

Hmm, what?

Sure.

Yeah, sure. Why not?

Yes, of course.

Yeah.

Go.

Go, have a great weekend. Come on. Satchmo's in good hands. He's covered.

They know.

Yeah, they know.

Hey, listen, can we go by that new coffee shop? I want to get an iced latte. Unless we're going someplace cold.

Get the ice. I'll get the hot chocolate.

So, this is the security setup. It's fairly simple, but it should do the trick.

Nice field of vision. Decent lux parameter. I only see one problem.

Hmm?

You're being robbed.

What?

Look.

Everybody, be cool! This is a robbery.

Do as we say, and no one will get hurt.

You, get over here. Get down. Hey, you, big boy, hand your piece over to the lady nice and easy. All right, everybody, eyes to the floor. No heroes today, folks.

Babe, I can't get it.

Yeah, you got it babe. You got it. Just hit it.

She's gonna be upset if she doesn't get that perfume.

Not as upset as her boyfriend.

Everybody stay down or you're gonna eat a bullet!

He's gonna kill somebody.

Sara, wait!

I leave for two minutes, and it's a costume party?

Shut your mouth and get on the floor. Down!

Sara, do what he says.

What does she think she's gonna do with that?

Get out.

Attitude like that will get you some serious time in the cottage, honey.

Oh, my God.

Let's go.

Thank you, everybody.

We're blocked in.

You're such a gentleman.

For you, my dear, anything.

Damn van. This way. Hey. Give us the keys.

My wife is in the car.

I don't care.

You're making a very big mistake right now. It's huge.

One more word and somebody gets hurt. Come on. That's right. Get in.

Baby, we don't need them.

They saw our faces. Drive. Get in.

Was this a part of the surprise?

What is this? Some kind of substation?

Abandoned by the city. It's ours now. Move!

I'm only gonna say this one more time. My wife, Elizabeth, and I were leaving town for a getaway weekend. That's all --

getaway 短期休暇

Shut up! Empty your pockets. Do it!

Peter and Elizabeth Burke, Warren Street, Cobble Hill, just like they said. Oz, we are not kidnappers.

Listen to her. You let us go now, you're looking at armed robbery. But if you keep us here, you're playing in a whole new ballpark.

You watch too much "Law & Order." We let them go, and they go straight to the cops.

Just let us walk. We -- we promise -- we're not gonna --

You'll what? Dummy up? We look like amateurs to you?!

S-s-stop! Okay, we just need a second to figure this out. Baby, you need to relax, okay?

Yeah. Yeah. All right, all right. We'll just make sure our fish don't swim.

Thought they were Bonnie and Clyde. They came in with these masks --

We officially have ourselves a new case. Nate "Oz" --

Oh, you go ahead.

Oh, no, ladies first.

Why not guys first?

Okay.

Nate "Oz" -- Nate "Oz" Osbourne was serving a 15-year sentence for assault a police officer when he escaped Hudson Correctional last week.

We cross-referenced Caffrey's physical description -- thank you, Caffrey -- against former Hudson inmates, and we got our guy.

Osbourne and his lady friend abandoned their getaway car at the scene. NYPD cordoned the area, but so far, no trace.

The perfume wasn't their first target, either.

Their M.O. matches a theft from Weatherby's two days ago -- the wedding ring Joe DiMaggio gave Marilyn Monroe.

It made its way on to the finger of Osbourne's better half.

Well, nothing says commitment like a stolen wedding ring. Any information on the girl?

Not much. We got her prints off the guard's gun, but no criminal record.

They left the guard's gun behind?

She dropped it in a champagne bucket.

Could I see the ballistics report from the shut Oz fired?

Kid's barely old enough to vote, and he thinks he can threaten you? The second I get you out of here...

He's in over his head.

in over one's head 完全にお手上げ

Way over.

way over 超える

I don't think they want to hurt us.

Maybe not her, but him? "Dummy up" and "Fish" are prison slang. He's done time.

Or watched a lot of TV.

Shut up down there!

She's a calming influence. Maybe if I talk to her, appeal to her on a personal level.

I don't know.

I have done this before.

That makes two of us.

Well, at least this time, we get to be tied up together.

Good news. With a slight adjustment, our third act is back on track. So Penny here is gonna babysit while I take care of business.

Be safe.

Always.

If you're ditching our car, we have bags in the trunk.

What makes you think I'm ditching your car?

All that "Law & Order" I watch.

If we're gonna be here for a while, it'd be nice to change our clothes.

Eh? "Change our clothes." Cobble Hill.

How long have you two been married?

We have a love for the ages. I mean, why do we need some stupid contract to tell us what we already know?

For starters, health insurance, homeownership, shared cellphone plans.

Uh, what Oz and I have is much bigger than all of that. He's a really good guy with a really, really big heart.

You'll understand if we don't see him that way.

Well, you don't know him, so...

Right.

He is good. And, sure, his cousin talked him into stealing car parts, but that doesn't make him a bad person.

You don't serve hard time for stealing rims. What happened?

It was his first time. The police showed up. When they told him to raise his hands, he accidentally dropped a battery that he was holding on the cop's foot.

Accidentally?

What else was he supposed to do other than drop it? I mean, the guy had a gun in his face.

The officer didn't see it that way?

No. The cop lied to the D.A. They charged him with assault on a police officer.

You can get 15 years for that.

That's exactly what the judge gave him. I mean, he didn't deserve that.

So he was released early on good behavior.

No. He escaped, and you helped him.

The cop lied. The judge wouldn't listen. What else were we supposed to do? I mean, the system failed him. All we have is each other. I mean, I'm sure there are a ton of people out there who are worried about the two of you right now.

You have no idea.