Robin: Um, we didn't order champagne.
Waiter: Compliments of the house.
Compliments of the house 店のおごりです
Ted: Wow. Thanks. Cheers.
Robin: And there, sitting at the bottom of my champagne glass is...
Lily: Mini quiche. You're a mega-douche.
Barney: Oh, that's right, they moved that table back toward the kitchen, because that's where they're setting up a surprise chocolate fountain. Oh, no, I gave it away.So what was in the glass?
give it away 秘密を漏らす
Ted: Right. So the waiter comes up with two glasses of Dom. He says, "Champagne?" "We didn't order any champagne." "Compliments of the house." "Wow."
Barney: You said that already!
Ted: Right. So Robin looks down, and there at the bottom of her glass...
Robin: Is an engagement ring.
Man: Anything you want to say to the bride and groom?
Barney: Don't get married.
Man: Why don't I come back.
Barney: An engagement ring?No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Ted, you cannot do this to me. No. No, no, no!
Ted: That's what she said.
Robin: No, no, no, no, no. Ted, you cannot do this to me. No. No, no, no.
Ted: What are you talking about?
Robin: This. This is what I'm talking about. What is this doing in my champagne? Oh, God, listen... I just got to get out of here.
Ted: That's not mine.
Ted: That's not mine.
Robin: Then whose is it?
Man: It's mine. Janna... will you marry me?
Robin: Wow. That was hilarious. I was like... what? Anyway.
Ted: What the hell was that?
Robin: What the hell was what?
Ted: That reaction?
Robin: I thought you were proposing to me.
Ted: Really? Because it sounded like you thought I was trying to set you on fire.
set on fire 〜を熱狂させる
Robin: Ted, you know how I feel about marriage.
Ted: Now more than ever.
Robin: I'm sorry, were you planning on proposing tonight?
Robin: Then why is this an issue?
Ted: Because even though you don't want to get married, I'd like to think the fact that we've been together for a year, and that we love each other might get me a gentler reaction than, "No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. "Ted, you cannot do this to me. "No. No, no, no."
Robin: Okay, you're right, I just... freaked out. I don't know why. I'm sorry. Can we please just let it go?
Marshall: Hey, Stinson. Never lie to a man about a chocolate fountain.
Robin: So did you guys find anything to eat?
Lily: I had four strawberries.
Ted: Was there a side of champagne with each of the strawberries?
Marshall: Lily, you could have burped or said the word "Yes," but the fact that you did both is exactly why I married you.
Lily: Oh, look, more strawberries!
Barney: So what happened next?
Robin: Ted, don't do this.
Ted: No, seriously. Where do you see yourself in five years?
Robin: Where do you see yourself?
Ted: Honestly, in five years... I probably want to be married.
Robin: And I probably want to be in Argentina.
Robin: Or Tokyo, or Paris. Look, Ted, I don't know where I'm going to be in five years. And I don't want to know. I want my life to be an adventure.
Ted: We have an expiration date, don't we?
Barney: Oh, my God. You guys broke up. You guys broke up. I can't believe it.
Ted: Barney... story's not over.
Robin: Can we please not talk about this here. Can we go home?
Ted: Yeah, of course. Uh, excuse me, I'm sorry about this. Can we actually...
Waiter: Oh, my God, it's you.
Ted: Wha... what?
Waiter: You're the son of a bitch who stole our blue French horn.
Barney: Run? Your strategy was run?
Ted: It was a perfectly good idea. They didn't have our credit card information. They didn't know us from Adam. I stand by it.
Robin: Yeah? And how did that work out for you?
Ted: I don't see why they had to keep my credit card and driver's license till we bring the horn back.
Robin: Well, come on, Ted, can you blame them?
Ted: Look, I'm sorry about the French horn. I want to make this right. So what we're going to do right now is, we're going to run!
Ted: So... Argentina.
Ted: Why is this the first I've heard of Argentina?
Robin: Mmm, American schools suck at geography. What would be the point in telling you that I want to live in Argentina? You don't want to live there.
Ted: I could want to live in Argentina.
Robin: No, you couldn't. I mean, you life is here and your career. I'm a journalist, my career could take me anywhere, and I hope it does.
Ted: Hey. I could be an architect anywhere, too. They have buildings in Argentina. And Paris. And even Tokyo. I don't know if you ever saw Godzilla, but he wasn't knocking down a bunch of tents.
Robin: So, what? You're saying you want to move to Argentina?
Ted: Well, I always regretted not taking a year in college to live abroad. I just finished a big project at work. I got some money saved up. If ever there were a time in my life to do something like this, it's right now. Let's move to Argentina.
Robin: Oh, shut up.
Ted: You're scared I might not be kidding.
Robin: Aren't you?
Ted: Nope. Your move, Scherbatsky.
Robin: Okay. Let's do it-- let's move to Argentina.