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海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
That night, Lily and Marshall called Julie hoping she'd accept the job.
I'm so sorry, I can't.
Don't tell us you took the other job.
No, I didn't.I'm not taking any nanny job.
I don't understand.
The most amazing thing happened at my next interview after you guys.I fell in love with a single dad who turns out to be a billionaire.Tomorrow, we're heading off to Paris in his private jet.It's gonna be, as he would say, legend-- wait for it
Barney!
Ixnay on the eal-ray ame-nay.
Mr. and Mrs.Eriksen?
You son of a itch-bay!
Look, Barney's our friend, for some reason, and everything he told you was a lie.But the good news is you're free to come work for us.
I'm sorry, I can't nanny for anyone who's friends with this monster.
Look, I'd offer you guys coffee, but I have another nanny interview in about 15 minutes, so
Barney, quick question: why are you interviewing nannies?
Glad you asked! You guys were all pressuring me to think of a revolutionary new way to get chicks for Bangtoberfest.And frankly, I was stumped.Until
stump 途方に暮れる
So far, everyone we can afford on this Web site HeyNannyNanny.com is Scary Poppins.
And there it was.The Big Bro in the sky had answered my prayers.
Almighty-five.Ow.
Almighty 全能の
I'd introduce you to little Baby Edgar, but one, he's napping, and two, he doesn't exist.
And these nannies are really falling for this?
falling for 首ったけ
Yeah, these toys don't even make sense for a baby.You've got an air rifle, you got the exact race track with the double loopty-loop I had as a kid! Oh, can I open it, can I open it, can I open it?
What about Baby Edgar's mom?
Oh, that's a sad story.
And in the end, the coroner's report confirmed what I already feared: the female body cannot withstand that many consecutive orgasms.I blame myself.
coroner 検視官 withstand 耐える consecutive 連続した
Okay, does anybody have six nine-volt batteries?
Once I got the nannies all sympathetic, I had to check their qualifications.
sympathetic 共感する qualification 資質
I'd like to see how you handle bath time.Follow me to the tub.
Should I get the baby?
No.
I'm just gonna take the batteries out of these smoke detectors.Cool?
Cool.Once the interview was over, I went in for the kill.
go in for the kill とどめを刺しにかかる
You're perfect for the job.So, congratulations, you're hi No.I can't do this.I find you very attractive, and it wouldn't be appropriate.
It wouldn't be appropriate.
It wouldn't be appropriate.I repeat-- it would not be appropriate.
It was like taking candy from an imaginary baby!
Barney, I just went five months with no help, and interviewed 92 nannies before finding one we liked, and you ruined everything the night before I'm supposed to go back to work? Thank you for being the most immature person I have ever met.Marshall, let's go.
Five more minutes!
Now.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Mm.
Mmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mmm!
I'll miss you.
Overcompensating a bit?
overcompensate 逆のことを過度に行う
Why would I need to overcompensate?
I am deliriously happy in my perfect relationship.
deliriously 精神が錯乱して
What about what I just witnessed not two minutes ago?
How can the Giants pass on third and one?!
Honey, it's okay.It's the first quarter, and the Browns are only up by three
Robin, I don't want you to fix this.I just want to feel heard.
First of all, the Giants were smart not to run on my Dawg Pound defense.
They suck, Ted.
I know.And two-- there is no way that you like being with a guy who's so emotional and needy.
needy 愛情に飢えた
You want to dance, Mosby? Let's talk about yesterday.
Hi! You guys, I'm so sorry I'm so late.I'm gonna run upstairs, change, I'll be back in five minutes.
Take your time, sweetie.
Victoria's a slob!
slob ガサツ
Well, at least I'm not dating a girl.You know what I mean.
Hey, you know what?
I-I really appreciate how sensitive and in touch he is with his God, who am I kidding? in the ladies' room right now.
Well, at least when he's finished, he's gonna flush.
So, just as Lily was about to call in sick on her first day back to work
call in sick 病欠電話する
Good morning!
Mrs.Buckminster, hold me and make everything okay! I mean, uh what are you doing here?
A Mr.Stinson called the agency and offered to pay my salary.
Wow.Really?
It's a nice gesture, but I'm still pissed.
He also sent along this.
Are the batteries?
Yes, the batteries are included, dear.
Yes!
Now, off to work, you two.Mr.Marvin and I are going to get acquainted.
off to work 仕事に出かける acquainted 顔見知り
Great.I can't wait to hand him off and-and finally get some freedom.
You deserve it.Now hand him over.
Hand him over, yup.
I'll just take little Marvin off your hands then.
Take him off my hands.There he goes.
Ready to receive him!
I can't give Marvin to a stranger!
Okay, somebody who's not in the middle of a race should probably go talk to her.
I'm sorry Mrs.Buckminster we've decided we're not going to use a nanny after all.You're fired.
Calm down.Lily, you're just nervous about spending your first day away from Marvin.That's perfectly normal.
Oh, I am holding on to you forever.And when I die and I become a skeleton I'll still be holding you.Yes.
hold on to つかんで離さない