So, I know that I have been a little tough on you for the past couple days.And I apologize for that.So today, we're not gonna worry about winning.We're gonna go out there and have fun.
Kids, over the years, your Uncle Marshall has told and retold the story of this game hundreds of times.And in reality, the kids on that other team were probably only a grade older But, in telling and retelling the story, they came to look like this.
Let's go, baby! Yay! Way to let them score that easily.Oh, now you're sitting down.Awesome.Addison, it's not soccer.You don't kick the ball! Unless that's something that you think is fun, in which case, great job having fun.Whoa, that was a foul, wasn't it, Ref?
My name's not Ref.It's Kenny.And watch your tone.
Oh, no tone, Kenny.Great job, Kenny.Thanks a lot, Kenny.See you later, Kenny.
All right, Barney.As your manager, This bet is over.Your ear looks like a free Danish
Ow! No.No.One thing left.Beer bong.
Oh! Coming right up.Oh, I, uh, found these weird Russian beers in the basement.
Russian beers? I'll take a brewski.Hey.Brewski.Get it?
Yeah, it's, uh It's a little warm.Hope that's not a problem.
Uh no.Uh, no.Okay.Ah! I All right, Ted.You win.I hate this.I hate all of it.My back is killing me.Everyone at the rave thought I was a narc.My ear hurts so bad I can hear it I can hear my own ear.Think about that.My clothes What is it What is itWhat am I Get this stuff off of me! Ted, I'll pay you double for your finest suit.Here's, uh, 30 bucks.And throw in the shoes.You win, Ted.I'll never do anything on the Murtaugh List again.I'm too old for this stuff.
You know, Barney, last night, because it was on the list,and I couldn't sleep because well, it was 8:00.So I decided to watch Lethal Weapon.
And then, when I still couldn't sleep, I watched Lethal Weapon 2.And then I watched 3.And then, halfway through Lethal Weapon 4, is when it occurred to me Murtaugh kept saying,I'm too old for this stuff, but every time he'd say it, he'd turn around, make another movie, and do more stuff.I guess what I'm saying is screw being old.Let's go TP laser tag, huh?
And then the hospital.
Great job, guys.At least we're not keeping score, right? No idea what the score is.Could be 53 to zero.Could be some other score.It's 53 to zero.
What are we doing wrong, Coach?
You know what? You're not doing anything wrong.It's great that you guys are losing, because in life,it doesn't matter how much effort you put in, or how hard you try, people will just give you things.Like diplomas and jobs and promotions.So, it doesn't matter what you do out there, as long as you have fun.
At that point, because they didn't want to fight in front of the kids, your Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily had one of their telepathic conversations.
Don't you give me that look.
Lily, I can't take it anymore! Your way of coaching is crazy!
Stop yelling at me!
Sorry.But can I please do it my way?
Fine, but I'm going to do it my way, too.I'm getting my guitar.
I don't know if it was Marshall's tough attitude, Lily's gentle encouragement, or some magical combination of the two, but in the second half of that game, that ragtag group of little firecrackers got beat down even worse.In fact, according to your Uncle Marshall, in the second half,the other team got even taller And one of them turned into a Teen Wolf.
Kenny! There is a Teen Wolf on the court! That can't be legal.
I know the Teen Wolf looks different, kids, but try to make sure he feels included.
How is that not traveling, Kenny?! You are killing me! You are absolutely killing me!
Hey, watch it, Coach, or you'll get a technical.
Oh, Kenny.I am begging you to give me a technical.
When the final horn mercifully blew, the score was, by Marshall's estimate, 118 to nothing.And even though they didn't win anything, everyone, even the coach,got a participation trophy.
I understand if you don't want it.
I love it.I just I worked so hard.It feels good to be appreciated for my effort.
I know, baby.
Maybe-maybe your way is not totally stupid.
Thanks.Your way is totally stupid
Stinson! Son you have been a pain in my ass But damn it if this ain't some of the finest TP work I've ever seen.You're reinstated effective immediately.
Hell, no! I'm calling the police! Grown-ass man with pink hair throwing toilet paper.You've got to be kidding me,you're too old for this staff,
He said staff