The Naked Man works! This is going to revoluonize the one-night stand! This is like the forward pass in football.The slam dunk in basketball.The haircutting technique where they hold it between their fingers and cut right above it.It's a total game changer!
Barney,this guy slept with Robin, who you claim to be in love with.How can you be excited about this?
Lily,"The Naked Man" is bigger than me and Robin.All these years,I have been busting my hump, with my secret identities and my tricks and my gadgets.I mean,I'm like Batman.But this Mitch fellow, he's Superman.He just rips off his clothes and he's good to go.
What kind of gadgets are we talking about?
So,this is what it's going to be like, us living together? I come home, and guys you're dating are just going to be sitting on the couch,naked.
Well,I wish I could say no.
I still cannot believe the "Naked Man" worked on you.
Well,what can I say? Okay,I went in there, and he was naked.It was funny.I laughed, he laughed.And then it just kind of happened.I don't know.
I call "slut!" Slut?!
I'm sorry,Robin,but you hooking up with this guy makes it seem like the only thing standing between you and sex is clothes.
I didn't just sleep with Mitch because he was naked.
Then why did you sleep with him?
Becausehe,um He,uhuh,because I care about Mitch.A lot.There was a,uh, connection of specialness.Of,uh,specialness and feelings.
It was because he was naked.And I'm sorry, but I don't approve.There is only one reason to sleep with somebody, and that is love.
Yeah,Marshall's a big girl because he believes in true love and just finished reading The Notebook because the secretaries bullied him into joining Oprah's Book Club.Fine! But you know I'm right.
Marshall, I love you, but there's lots of reasons to have sex.
I can name 50.
Number one: last Thursday.
Hey,Marshall, want to do it?
You befouled our marital bed because you couldn't get to sleep?!
You're the one who said, "That shadow on the ceiling "looks like a scary toothless clown.Good night,Lily.
Fine! That's one.
But I defy you to name I'm going to name 50.There's makeup sex Ooh.breakup sex, Hmm and your friend just told you about a new-position sex.
You're welcome.There's also "revenge", "rebound", Mm-hmm.paratrooping.You know,when you go out of town but instead of getting a hotel room,you go straight to a bar with the sole intention of hooking up with a girl so you have a place to stay.
Oh,you mean banging for roof.
I do nott do it.My college roommate did it.
Oh,no,no,Robin, I just have a bad cough.I don't really have a bad cough.We all know "college roommate" means you,slut! Does anyone have a lozenge?
Ooh,ooh,ooh, I've got one.Nothing good on television sex.
Mm.Hotel room sex.
Curiosity, as in I've always wondered what it's like to have sex with a really tall girl.Not a big girl, just a tall girl.Like if a normal girl were seven, seven-and-a-half-feet tall and wore a denim miniskirt.I would have to know what that is like.
He said he loved you, but you're not ready to say it back yet sex.
Wingman diving on the friend grenade.
The condoms are about to expire.
Wow,this is getting a little hard.
Okay,four more to go.Ooh! You dropped a Cheeto on his lap and when you reached for it, he thought you were making a move, so you just went with it.
Well,thank you for ruining the memory of our six-month anniversary.
You got me Cheetos.
Look,can we just stop with this stupid list? Okay,you guys are making me sad.
No,I'm having fun.Man,this whole "one-partner" thing sucks sometimes.I'm always talking about you.I can't play I never because then everyone would know all the weird stuff I let you do to me.
The only weird thing I ever did to you was open up my heart and soul when all I had to do was strip naked while you were out of the room.
I didn't sleep with Mitch because he was naked! Mitch and I have something special.I mean,fingers crossed,guys.He may be the one.
The one?! Mitch?! The Naked Man?!
You mean the naked genius.All these years I've been suiting up when I should have been suiting down.That's it.I am doing "The Naked Man" tonight.Ted,so are you.
With the elevator girl.Yore going out with her tonight,right? Naked Man!
No.Barney,come on, this is the first girl I've had the courage to ask out since Stella.
No,Barney,this is the eighth outfit I tried on tonight! I got my hair cut three times! I'm a nervous wreck!
Are you wearing makeup?
It's not makeup! Okay,it's a sunscreen with a subtle tint of It's made for men.Sue me,I want my eyes to pop.
subtle 微妙な tint 毛髪染料 Sue 訴える
No,Barney, I like Vicky.This could actually go somewhere.I don't want to do anything stupid to jeopardize it.
Well,I really like that girl,but Oh,I didn't see her from the back.I really like that girl.And I'm willing to jeopardize our future together for one night of glory.Naked Man!
So,that night we all set out to prove something.Robin wanted to defend her honor.
Mitch,hey, baby,it's me.Robin.Do you want to grab some dinner tonight? Because you're basically my boyfriend!
Lily needed to prove that she could finish her list.
I'm stuck.I can't think of the last two.
Reason number 48: To reinforce good behaviors such as shaving and dental hygiene.Oh,now you're conditioning me? Great! That explains why I always get an erection when I floss.
reinforce 強化する hygiene 衛生状態