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Ahoy.

Hi. I-I know it's late, but I've got to get out of here.

I want to make one stop first.

The problem was, Lily didn't want to smoke in front of her new employer. So, when she arrived at the Captain's house, there was only one possible course of action.

Can I use your powder room?

Now, you're Lily. You've just had a cigarette in your boss's powder room. What do you do with the cigarette butt? Throw it out the window? Flush it?

No, she-she wouldn't do either of those things. She's an environmentalist.

Stick it in your purse?

Marshall could find it there.

Throw it in the trash can.

The Captain would find it there.

Hide it in a boat.

A boat? Wait. How would that...

I don't know. I just... I like boats.

No. There's only one place that she would put it. A place where, eventually, it would decompose and serve as a natural mulch. It's in the daisy.

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And sure enough, if I dig around... I am all but guaranteed to find... A pregnancy test.

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You could smoke those?

Oh, no.

So, you want the Kennedy package?

Bingo. One other little thing. When you do put a drink in my hand, let's make it non-alcoholic. There's a chance I might be pregnant. Okay, Linus, don't start popping the sparkling cider just yet. I'm just being cautious. I'll take a test when I get home. It can wait.

Are Marvin and I and any other future children we may have just some consolation prize?

I have to get out of here.

It can't wait.

Lily, what a lovely...

Can I use your powder room?

Two minutes. Here we go.

Guys, we need to go back to the hotel.

Lily peed on that, and you touched it.

Lily? We're gonna have a baby?

I told you guys I could keep a secret.

Uh, uh, Barney, this-this is my mom.

Hi.

Hello. Oh. Oh, he's a hugger. Nothing like your dad.

I'm sorry. I-I was gonna tell you tonight.

No. Oh, my God, no. It's fine. There's just... there's so much we have to do. You know, we have to, um... we have to do research on... uh, hospitals in Italy, and we have to, uh...

We're not going to Italy.

Of course we are. Lily, we have to do this. You're gonna live in Rome, and you're gonna get your dream, because... because you're giving me mine. Again.

But there's gonna be all sorts of paperwork, and-and if she's born outside of the U.S., she could never become president.

It's a girl?

Oh. I don't know, but... in my mind, I kind of think she is.

Oh. I love you so much.

We're gonna give you some privacy.

It's my room. Why do I have to...?

Just... come on.

I thought this was an exit.

No, balcony.

Ah. Oh. Well, we'll just give them a few minutes, and then... Mm-hmm. ...we'll go back in and... Oh. Oh, they are both naked.

Yeah, they work fast.

Yes. Oh, darling. Oh, you're going to be fine. You know, for every marriage in the world like I had with your dad, you know, there's... there's a marriage like those two in there. And, oh, marriage is... Oh, it's terrifying. It's-it's like flying. You know, you're-you're filled with this mortal dread, but if you find someone you feel safe with, it's like flying! But if you got someone that you feel is really there for you, someone you can depend on, you're gonna be fine. Do you have someone like that?

I do.

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