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海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
Kids, in late 2012, I received a very important text message.Uncle Barney and Aunt Robin were engaged, marking a truly happy time for our little group.The problem was one of us was definitely not happy.
Marvin will not stop crying.
What do you guys think it is? Is he hungry?
Well, that must be it.Huh! Thank you for thinking of that, Ted.And here we were just watering him and facing him towards the sunlight.Sorry, I haven't slept in January.
Food going in isn't the problem, it's what's coming out, or not coming out.He hasn't pooped in three days.
Yeah, normally I wouldn't wish one of his dirty diapers on my worst enemy, but now I kind of miss popping the hood in the morning and finding that first big juicy, black
Lily, I'm eating chili.I'm eating chili, Lily.
Confetti.Big blast of confetti.Normally, the kid's a confetti machine.He's Rip Taylor in a diaper.
Confetti 紙吹雪
I have a feeling at this point, Rip Taylor is Rip Taylor in a diaper.
And with that image, dinner is done.
Hey, guys.
Hey.Well, well, well.Here comes the bride.Now the annoying part, right? Planning the wedding? So not fun, right?
I don't know-I'm kind of looking forward to it.
Fine, I'll do it for you.First thing we need to do is set a date.
May 25, 2013.
Thank you, Ted.The ladies are talking.
Actually, that is the date.Ted offered to help with the planning a little.And, well, uh
That's a big binder.
Oh, this? This is just cakes.Anyway, we're having the ceremony at that beautiful little church out on Long Island, where Victoria almost got married-lovely spot.And then we're gonna have a reception in a big white tent on the front lawn of the hotel.Oh, and, uh, the colors are cream and lilac.
I will cut you, bitch.
No, L-L-Lily Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm cool, I'm cool.
Hey, Robin, where's Barney? Did he skip town already? If so, exactly what time was it? It's important for the over/under.
Barney's fine, it's just well, earlier this morning
So, it's been three days since I said yes.
True.
And your panic attacks are getting shorter and further apart.
I can't do this! I feel like I'm drowning! Also true.
drowning 混乱した
So I guess we're officially engaged.Maybe we should tell our parents.I assume my dad already knows-you did call him and got his permission, right?
Yeah, yeah, Robin.I bought you with an ox and some spices from the East.Uh, he's gonna put you in a cage.and send you on horseback to my remote desert camp.
Okay, Barney
Hold on, I'm not done.Where you'll be bathed in perfumes and oils and delivered to my tent.After you perform the traditional Dance of the Seven Veils, we'll adjourn to the tiger skin rug where we'll
Barney
Robin! If we're gonna build a marriage together, we have got to stop interrupting each other all the time.
Fine, finish your story.
Thank you.Where we'll do it.
Did you ask for my father's permission?
No, I did not.
So, as some of you know, my dad is a little scary.
A little? Dude's a stone cold Slytherin.
He always looks like he just came from slapping some guy tied to a chair in a back room.
Anyway, we go get lunch
Look, I know I already told you this, but my dad is a scary guy.
Please, I think I can handle Oh, vampire in the daylight, vampire in the daylight!
Oh, my God.
Hello, Robin.
Hello, sir.
Put that thing away, Give your old man a hug.
Put that thing away モノを片付ける
And then it got really scary.
I'm glad you could meet me here at my favorite restaurant.Carol and I come here all the time.
I you When Da who's Carol?
Oh, right, you haven't met Carol, um Very special woman.hygienist, no kids.Likes Zumba.She's the reason I moved to New York City.
hygienist 歯科衛生士
Eight months ago.Thanks for the call, by the way.
Well, I figured you knew.It's on my Facebook page.You really should respond to my friend request.I post a lot of great stuff.Are you familiar with memes? There's a cat who says, I can has cheeseburger
Okay, what the hell happened to you?
Robin, I know in the past, I have been emotionally distant.But Carol has brought out a whole new side of me.I have a new outlook on life a devil-may-care insouciance that embodies the credo, No shirt, no shoes, no problem. Robin I'm fun now.
distant よそよしい devil-may-care 無頓着な< insouciance 無頓着な embody 具体化する credo 信条
Oh, God.
He's fun now?
That does not sound fun.
No child should have to see a parent go through that.
Well, it probably took some of the pressure off the Barney of it all.
Sir, hi.My name is Barney Stinson.
This is Barney? This man is blond.Grown men are not blond.
Dad.
Pleased to meet you.That's a very fun hair color.
That's nothing-when he met me, his first words were, Nice blouse
You were wearing a blouse.
It was not a blouse!
Oh, great.You're all here.Let's talk about our wedding band.How much do you guys think they should rock? 'Cause I vote, a million.
Yeah, yeah, I think we already settled on a DJ, so
Lily, do you remember the band you guys almost hired for your wedding?
Remember them? I'll call them up and book them for you.Just say the word.
Just say the word いつでも言ってよ。
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel like we keep coming back to this DJ thing.
What do you think, baby?
Yeah, I don't think anyone should book anything right now.
Why not?
Well, I am going to go the room marked Spaghettis, which I'm hoping is the ladies room.Meatballs has to be men's, right? I don't know what the hell Calamaris is.
Um Sir, I-I-I
Permission denied.