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Robin: You are looking at the new coin flip bimbo.
Ted: You took the Heads or tails job?
Robin: Yeah.
Ted: What about World Wide News, your I.D. badge? You made a New Year's resolution.
Robin: Okay, I also said I would never make out with a garbage man. Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans. What's with the gingerbread house?
Ted: We're seeing a Christmas movie. It's a Christmas-themed movie snack.
Robin: Let's hope Santa brings you a girlfriend this year, Teddy.
Ted: Where the hell is Barney?
Narator: Where was Barney? Let's back up again. You see, while this was going on...
Marshall & Lily: It's positive.
Narator:...This was happening.
Robin: And now she's totally winning Celebrity Rehab.
Barney: Hey, guys. A yuletide riddle. What is my second favorite word that begins with b-o-n?
yuletide クリスマス riddle なぞかけ
Ted: Bon Jovi?
Barney: Yeah. What is my third favorite word that begins with b-o-n? Bonus. As in, my end-of-the-year bonus check.
Ted: My God, Barney! I work for GNB, too. All I got was $15 gift card to Costa Coffee.
Barney: And you earned it, buddy. Check out what I'm gonna buy for myself. The dibiase. See those pinstripes? Diamonds. It is the uppest a person could ever suit.
Ted: Uh, has it ever occurred to you to give some of this to charity?
Barney: Charity? You're seriously talking to me about charity? Dude, I am Mr. Charity. I frequently sleep with sixes, chubsters, over-thirties... I am the bill and Melinda gates of the sympathy bang.
chubster 体重超過した人
Marshall: Hey, guys. Big announcement.
Ted: Let me guess. You got a huge bonus check, too.
Marshall: No, just a $30 gift card to Costa Coffee.
Ted: Thirty?!
Lily: I'm pregnant.
Robin: What?!
Barney: What?! I've never seen that woman before in my life! Sorry, force of habit. Congratulations!
Barney: Huh. Marshall and Lily are doing something meaningful. And it's making me less happy about this bonus. And I'm still single. At least I got that going for me. So why do I still feel outside of awesome looking in? What am I doing with my life?
Marshall: we've never been happier. can't imagine bringing me down right now.
Barney: Oh, Marshall, you only think you're happy. Just wait, because tonight, is Barney's Favorite Things!
Narator: That was the reaction Barney expected. This was the one he got.
Marshall: Huh? I don't know what that is.
Barney: Barney's Favorite Things! I'm gonna give you all a bunch of free stuff... like Oprah. Just get excited, okay?
Narator: The next hour got pretty weird.
Barney: Velour track suits!
Marshall: Velour is so comfortable. They're so soft.
Barney: Remote control helicopters! Condoms! And last but not least... There is a fleet of limos outside waiting to take us to... A strip club! You get a lap dance! You get a lap dance! You're gonna give me a lap dance! Everybody gets a lap dance!
Barney: That was amazing! It was like a diamond suit for my soul. I gotta keep going. I gotta do more.
Ted: No. No! I cannot go back to that strip club. I seen some things.
Barney: I'm not going back either. I'm taking the rest of my bonus to God's strip club.
Narator: The next day, he paid a visit to the most charitable man he knew, his half-brother's father, Sam Gibbs, a minister at a church out on Long Island.
Barney: Sam. Uh, father. I-I don't mean father father. Unless...
Sam: What's up, Barney?
Barney: I'm thinking about giving some money to charity.
Sam: Is that the name of the stripper you've been e-mailing me about? You got to take me off that list, Barney.
Barney: No, I don't mean that charity. That charity is doing peachy. You'll see pics of the two of them in next week's e-mail.What up!
Sam: Barney, I'm a minister. Unsubscribe.
Barney: I-I recently started giving, and it felt surprisingly good. I want to do more.
Sam: Well, now you're talking. We have this program that helps those in need get back on their feet. We give them food, a place to live, clothes for job interviews.
Barney: Well, I would love to help by writing a check for... one, zero, zero, zero...
Doctor: You're not pregnant.
Barney:...Zero... Woops. Hold on a second. Wait. They're not doing something meaningful with their lives. Well, this changes everything. Oh, no, I've already written four zeroes. Thank you, decimal point. One hundred dollars.
Sam: That's great. Thank you, Barney!
Barney: Diamond suited up. Hey, Ted, can you spot me for the movie? I don't like to carry a lot of cash on me.
Ted: What happened to giving the money away?
Barney: Yeah, that was back when Lily was pregnant. Now she's not. Ergo, a suit is born. Dude, what's up with the gingerbread house? You look ridiculous!
Ted: It's a Christmas-themed movie snack!
Barney: Ah, I know that move. You cut a hole in the floor, she reaches into the living room, finds the tree... Nice.
Ted: Where the hell are Marshall and Lily?
Narator: Let's back up one last time.
Lily: I'm pregnant.
Robin: What?!
Barney: What?! I've never seen that woman before in my life! Sorry, force of habit. Congratulations!
Marshall: This is great. I'm happy. I'm so happy, my heart's pounding. And I'm sweating. And I can't breathe. This is what happiness feels like, right? Oh, crap. Lily's having a baby and I'm having a panic attack. I hope she can't tell what I'm thinking right now.
Lily: I can. And I'm freaking out, too! There's an alien growing in my stomach that's gonna explode out of my vagina!
Marshall: Do you think the others can tell we're freaking out?
Robin: What am I doing with my life?
Barney: What am I doing with my life?
Ted: I should get a Christmas-themed movie snack for tomorrow night.
Marshall: They're totally onto us. What do we do?
onto 感づく
Lily: Just keep smiling, maybe wave. No, don't wave! That makes no sense!
Marshall: I'm committed. I'm riding this wave straight to hell.
Lily: Let's leave, then the waving will make sense.
Narrator: So Marshall and Lily headed home.