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Listening.

Sickening.

Exiting.

Nick

Huh?

I just Um Mm-hmm? Oh

What do you think?

I think I am suddenly in the mood for something hot.

I see.Sounds like I should order some cappuccinos.

Don't talk till tomorrow morning.

She can't go home with you, Nick.

Barney?

Why not? Because Robin and I are in love.

Barney, what are you doing here?

Taking care of something you clearly can't do on your own.I'm sorry, but you and Robin are done.

What? Robin, what is this?

Barney, look, I-I know what you're doing, okay? Please stop.

Robin doesn't want to hurt your feelings because you're a nice guy, but she thinks you're stupid and she hates you.You're welcome.

Stop doing this.

I love her, Nick.

Look, he doesn't love me.He's just saying this because

I love everything about her, and I'm not a guy who says that lightly.I'm a guy who has faked love his entire life.I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to, and there have been times that I wanted to.It has been overwhelming and humbling and even painful at times, but I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing.I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her.More than she knows.

overwhelming ˆł“|‚ˇ‚é humbling ƒvƒ‰ƒCƒh‚đ‚Â‚Ż‚é hopelessly ‚Ç‚¤‚ľ‚悤‚ŕ‚Č‚˘‚Ů‚Ç irretrievably Žć‚č•Ô‚ľ‚̂‚Š‚Č‚˘‚Ů‚Ç

Robin, is this true?

You heard him.

Oh, wow, it feels like I have a pulled groin muscle in my heart.

Nick, I-I'm so sorry.I just think that maybe

Pardon me.But did you just also get your heart broken?

Yes.

I just got my heart broken, too!

Well, do the the two of you want to come back to my place?

Yes.

Yes.

Come on.

Thus concluded the Autumn of Breakups

Thus Œ‹‰Ę‚Ć‚ľ‚Ä conclude ‚Ć‚Č‚é

Wow.Crazy, right?

Yeah, you know what would be really crazy? If all of 'em got it on-- Barney, Robin, Nick, and those two women, and you just know Nadia's watching in the corner with her pet snake.

Okay, why aren't you two having sex?

What?

Excuse me?

Lily has been slobbering over Robin's sex life like a cartoon hobo watching a pie cool on a windowsill, and you-- the only other time you've ever exercised this seriously was when Lily had mono freshman year and I caught you doing one-armed push-ups with your genitals over a bowl of ice.So, when did you stop doing it and why?

slobber over ‰ß“x‚É‚Š‚킢‚Ş‚é conclude ‚Ć‚Č‚é

It was, you know, before Marvin was born.

What? Th-That's insane.

Well, you have to wait a while after having a kid, and, and then you're exhausted from being up all night.

And then this uncanny phenomenon began.

uncanny ˆŮ—l‚Č

Wow, you guys got to fix this.

It's not that easy.Ted, having a kid changes things.You don't have the time or energy, you're never alone.

Come here.

What are you doing?

Taking Marvin for a walk so you guys can have some privacy.

Oh, Ted, come on, that's, that's just not the way that it works.

Yeah, it's not like we can have sex on cue.

Yeah, I'll give you guys plenty of time.Maybe I'll even swing by the gym, show Marvin where his Uncle Ted made the shot. If I'm late, it's 'cause I've been delayed by autograph seekers.

Oh, forgot Marvin's diaper bag.Yowza! Okay.

And the Oscar for Best Fake Romantic Speech goes to Barney Stinson.I'd like to thank all the ladies over the years with whom I've practiced fake romantic speeches and, of course, Robin Scherbatsky for being so hypnotized by hog that she needed me to come and save her.

hypnotized by –Ł—š‚ł‚ę‚é

You know what? I didn't need your help.

You were this close to ripping off his misbuttoned shirt and pulling down his inside-out underpants.

I'll give you this, you were pretty convincing.

Hey, tricking good-looking idiots is kind of my thing.

No.I mean, you were really convincing.

Please.I was bro-ing you out.I'm just glad he bought it so quick.Any longer, I'd have had to kiss you.

Hello.

Whoo, oh, my God, Robin, BFF Fun Day! That's the most amazing thing ever.Like, you totally read my mind

Hey, Patrice.Oh, you got the invite, great.Uh, yeah, uh, let me call you back.

This is so fantastic, I can't even catch my breath.Yeah, yeah, yeah!

You know what I forgot to do?

Hey, T-Squares.Well, bad news.Heard back from the league office.My shot is not going to count.But onwards and upwards, right? What do you cats want to rap about, huh?

Listen, Coach you're great.

And we all really want to stay friends.

I can change, I can Come on, we, we had some good times.Things have been weird lately and Is there another architect? Just tell me.

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