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海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
Okay, you go check out the second floor for open rooms. I'm gonna go check out the gym.
No, no, no, that gym has a sauna! You know my Papa Sid can't go ten minutes without a schvitz! What about the gazebo out back?
schvitz 汗でびしょびしょになる
Next to the lawn bowling court? Get your head out of your ass. It looks like they're casting Cocoon Three out there. Oh, what about the business center?
Get your head out of your ass ぼやぼやするな
A room full of computers? That's perfect. Technology is their compression-sock-covered Achilles Heel! Whoa.
What?
Stay safe, R-Train.
You too, B-Nasty.
Ooh, my, I found Waldo. What's this list? Whose is this?
I was faced with a tough call. Come clean about Chicago or cleverly lie my way out of it.
Oh, well, you see... mouth words... memory times...
It's mine. It's my list. It's everything I want to do before I go to Italy.
Oh. You want to say good-bye to the Empire State Building?
Sometimes I go and I talk to Empy.
That's kind of weird.
Is weird the right word? Seems pretty reasonable to me. Maybe even kind of cool.
Have a drink with my favorite students. Lily, you taught kindergarten.
That does seem pretty irresponsible.
irresponsible 無責任
Come clean about April 26. You told Ted about our sword fight?
Wait-- you-you guys had a sword fight?
Maybe a tiny one. I was pretending to be Mandy Patinkin.
Patinkin.
But it was no big deal.
No big deal? We destroyed their 30-year Glen McKenna and replaced it with cheap booze, ketchup and hand sanny.
I knew it!
You knew nothing!
Hello.
The third floor's a ghost town, tons of empty rooms to bang in. Hurry. I've started without you. I mean, I love you.
Got to go. Bye.
We made it.
Remind me to put a five-dollar bill in Barney's wedding card, you know, to get 'em started.
No, Elizabeth. Leave the dentures in.
Mmm!
I never want to have sex again.
Aw.
They broke our $600 bottle of scotch? Well, I'm not wearing this abomination anymore.
abomination 醜態
Put it back on.
I can't believe my great-grandparents still do that.
I never imagined a walker being used for anything other than walking. Plus, how about those balls dragging all over the ground?
Barney.
No, the tennis balls on the bottom of the walker. Oh. Plus, his testicles were swinging like a broken yo-yo.
Still,married for 60 years and they still want to jump each other's bones. I mean... it's kind of sweet.
In 60 years, that'll be us, right?
Yeah, it will. So, what do you think, hmm? On the count of three?
Hmm, okay.
Okay.
One, two, three. Mandy Patinkin.
Oh, wow.
Look at you.
Thank you for making it...
We got lucky. The Farhampton Liquor Store is actually pretty high-end. Oh. And their security is a total joke.
Thanks. And thanks for not telling Robin the list was mine. But I don't get it. You're so against me moving. Why'd you help me out?
For a guy who loves New York this much, to leave it, you must really need to go, huh?
Yeah, I really do.
Okay, but there's still one item left on this list. Time to check it off.
Yeah, I should probably wait for Marshall.
Well, we both know he may not get here in time. Be honest. Have you been avoiding Barney?
Maybe a little.
This is the biggest weekend of his life, and you're his best bro. No matter how awkward you feel, i-if you're not there for him, you will always regret it. Hey, Ted.
Yeah.
You wrote down all these things to say good-bye to, but so many of them are good things. Why not just... say good-bye to the bad things? Say good-bye to all the times you felt lost. To all the times it was a no instead of a yes. To all the scrapes and bruises, to all the heartache. Say good-bye to everything you really want to do for the last time, but don't go have one last scotch with Barney. Have the first scotch toasting Barney's new life because that's a good thing, and the good things will always be here waiting for you. What?
scrapes 擦り傷 bruises あざ heartache 苦悩
Turn the page.
Get one last life lecture from Lily. Well, you're dreaming if you think that's the last one of those.
Ah. Been waiting for the perfect time for this, and, my friend, that time is...
I saw you and Robin at the carousel.