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Well, it's come to this-- we're drinking with our baby in a bar.
It is not a bar.It's a restaurant that happens to have a bar.Ergo, we are good parents.I'm getting faced right now.Papa needs a grease coat.
While it is heartwarming to watch your firstborn teethe on a jalapeno pepper, wasn't Mickey gonna watch him today?
My dad's out all week.He's got the sniffles.
have the sniffles 鼻がつまる
For someone who's survived numerous beatings from loan sharks, he has a surprisingly delicate constitution.
numerous 多数の loan sharks 悪徳金融 delicate constitution 虚弱体質
Well, my semester's over and the GNB building is finally done.If you guys want, I'm free to watch Marvin.I'm meeting with a headhunter next week to line up my next project, but until then, what the hell?
Ted, although a what the hell attitude is incredibly sought after in a babysitter,
You're hired.
Now that we've been parents for awhile, we realize that pretty much any moron can take care of a baby.
moron ばか
Thank you.
Mine! Delicious and mine.
They do look yummy yum-yum, mister.
No.No! What have I done?! I am so sorry, Cornelius.You deserve a better end than this!
You got ketchup on a red tie.You can't even see it.
Clear! I'm going in.Oh, my Damn it, guys, we lost him.And he was so close to retirement.Just this morning he said to me, I'm getting too old for this shirt. I know, dude.
Oh, my God.You are such a good folder.That's, like, The Gap good.
Robin let's go hit the bar.At this restaurant.I think they have a bar here.
Okay, what was that?
What was what?
The dumb cheerleader flirting with the quarterback thing.You looked like you were gonna chase Barney down with a sixer of watermelon wine coolers.
First of all, those bad girls come in fourskis.And second, why would I be flirting with Barney? I'm not interested in him, and I made that very clear.With something that I did.Recently.
fourskis ばか
Just spill it.
The other week, Barney made a move, but I turned him down.I felt awful for closing the door in his face, but he realized I was right.
I'm done trying to get you.I can't do it anymore.
And now I get it.
Get what?
You may have closed the door on Barney, but he locked it.
What? No, he didn't.
Yeah, he got the last word, and now you want what you can't have, like you always do.It's the classic lobster situation.
I'm afraid you're allergic to lobster.You can never, ever, ever have it.
Oh, this is delicious.
Once you learned you couldn't have lobster, you became obsessed.Barney's the same thing.And this is gonna blow up in your face, just like the lobster blew up your face.
become obsessed with 気になって仕方ない blow up in someone's face 突然中止になる
Wrong.This is nothing like lobster.
Okay.Just remember, you can never hook up with Barney again.
That's fine.
Never.Ever, ever, ever, ever.
Oh, no.Marshall, Lily and Ted can't make it, for viable reasons I just learned via this text message I accidentally deleted.Guess it's just gonna be you and me.
viable 実行可能な
Fine by me.
Fine by にとって問題ない。
Me, too.Totally.Supar fine.
Hey there, Scherbats, your voice of reason here.What you doing?
I hope you don't mind, but I was hungry, so I ordered MacLaren's new special.I couldn't eat lunch at work because they ordered Thai food.I miss you, Cornelius!
Oh, my God.You're so sensitive.And deep.
No.You're better than this.Barney is not like lobster.Okay, that's unfortunate, but it doesn't mean you have to hook up with Barney.
Whoa!
God, you said that out loud! No, I didn't.How would you know? You're out of control.Oh, you think you're so smart, don't you, bitch?
Um, billion-dollar idea alert.Why should bibs only be socially acceptable when you're eating lobster? If we could wear them all the time, then Corny would still be with us right now.a collar, a tie, a jacket.
bib 涎掛け
Mm-hmm.
Atta girl.Keep it cool.
I could call them Brobibs!
That's interesting.
Yeah, you got this.I'm sorry I called you a bitch.
What do you think?
Oh, that idea's amazeballs!
That's it.I'm out of here.
I'm out of control.I came this close to telling Barney that I wanted him.
Robin, as your friend, I got to be honest.I think this Brobibs thing is a frickin' gold mine.
What? No.Lily, I really need advice.
Okay.Invest now.Seriously, it's like Apple at ten dollars a share.
Lily, please.
Okay, I'm sorry.I'm just, I'm a little distracted.I-I got to get upstairs and check on Ted and Marvin.Can we please just talk about this Brobib thing another time?
How was your day?
Good, although I think I just saw a woman with a full beard outside.
Marvin crawled!
What? He's never done that before.
I know!
I think I just saw a guy with breasts outside.
Marvin crawled.I can't believe it.
Believe it.I took a video for you.
You're doing it, Marvin.Go, go, go, go, go.Oh! Your Uncle Ted is so proud.
Whoops.Guess I had the camera flipped.I use it to check my teeth for debris.Ooh, sounds like somebody's crawling me.
Oh, sweetie, oh, come on.Lil, listen, so we missed the first time he crawled.So what? We'll see it the next time, I promise.
Oh, my God, he just did it again!
Guys, get in here! Marvin can't stop crawling! He's Holden Crawl-field! Get in here right now-- nope, nope, it's over.
Okay, hey, I know.Baby, I know, I know.But, listen, there will be plenty of other Marvin firsts.His first day at school, his first trip to meet Santa, his first touchdown pass for the 2032 Super Bowl champion Vikings-- no pressure.I'll love him even if he runs the ball into the end zone.
Okay.
So can we please just let this crawling thing go?
Yeah, okay.You're right.I mean, I'm being nuts.We'll see it when we see it.Yeah.
Do it.If you ever want to see these boobs again, crawl, you son of a me.
Come on, Lil.a watched tot never crawls.Or calls you later in life, after it sees this disturbing footage.
tot 小さい子供
Hey, Lily, Marshall.Uh, Lily, we need to talk.
Oh, that sounds serious! Oh, you guys should talk about it down at the bar until after Marvin's asleep.And if you want to stay down there until after SportsCenter's over, that's fine, too.Ooh.
Keep shooting.If you miss it, I'm leaving you.
Yeah, that seems about right.