ハイライトは"you have to open up to somebody"

Marshall: God, please let me stop!

Trish: Yes, great, let's stop. Let's just kick back and wait for the massive coronary you're going to have a couple years from now when you're 40.

massive 重度の coronary 心臓発作

Marshall: I'm... I'm 29.

Trish: 50 more!

Lily: Hi, sweetie. I got a trainer, too. This is Max. We're going to focus on flexibility.

Max: Yeah, I'm gonna stretch her out.

Marshall: Great... Wait, what?

Trish: 50 more, now!

Marshall: Okay, well, that's not cool.

Barney: You know, Rhonda, running into you really got me thinking about the old days. You were quite popular.

Rhonda: I sure got around back then.

Barney: And there was one young man who stood out above the pack.

Rhonda: Freddy Chibatoni. That kid had a tongue like a gecko.

gecho ヤモリ

Barney: No, no, I was thinking about someone else.

Rhonda: Chaz Alderman. Hips like a woman, but he knew how to use them.

Barney: What about me?!

Rhonda: You?

Barney: Yes. We slept together. And you said I was the best you ever had.

Rhonda: Did I?

Rhonda: Oh, right. About that...

James: And tell him that he's the best you ever had.

Rhonda: Oh, I don't know. He's just a kid.

James: No he isn't. He's 23 and he is really hurting, Rhonda. Please.

Rhonda: Maybe we could make a deal.

James: What? No, girl, I got a girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hers is the only vegine for me. Oh... I love it. It... it isn't scary at all.

Rhonda: Well, too bad. I guess your brother's going to stay a virgin.

James: Fine. Reggie Jackson, Reggie Jackson, Reggie Jackson...

Barney: But those compliments you gave me.

compliment お世辞を言う

Rhonda: You just rocked my world. That was the best sex I ever had.

Barney: But you said I rocked your world. All subsequent worlds that I rocked were only so rocked because of the confidence I earned from said first world rocking.

subsequent それに続く

Rhonda: Sorry, Barry.

Barney: It's Barney.

Marshall: So I'm doing sit-ups and she says, "All right, Marshall, just one more set." So I summon all my strength and I do that set, and then she says, "Give me another set." So I'm like, "Is this the last set?" And she says yes. So I do that set and then she says, "Give me another set." She lied to my face! Everything hurts.

summon 召集する strength 長所

Lily: Baby, the whole point of working out is to feel better. This trainer is making you miserable. You have to call her and quit.

Marshall: I got to work through it. I got to finish what I started.

Lily: If you're too scared, I can call her.

Marshall: Her number's on this card.

Lily: Hi. Is this Trish? This is Marshall's wife. Listen, we have a problem here and it's you. I don't know who the hell you think you are, but from now on, you don't tell Marshall what to do. You are an employee. We tell you what to do. And I'm telling you you're fired, bitch. Okay, bye.

Lily: You better get down there, baby. She's pretty pissed.

pissed 困惑して

Ted: Hey, buddy. Still bummed about the whole Rhonda thing?

bummed 元気がない

Barney: No. Why would I let the approval of one woman define who I am? That's very mature of you, Barney.

approval 同意

Ted: Let him finish.

Barney: When I can let the approval of a gaggle of supermodels define who I am. What? What? Three tickets to the after party of the Victoria's Secret fashion show? Uh, kablammie!

gaggle 騒々しい集団

Marshall: Lily, um, could I go?

Lily: Go. You're too sore to do anything anyway.

Barney: Okay, this, boys, is not a regular season game. This is the World Series. So remember, we work together. We're a team. And if anyone sees Heidi Klum... dibs. Target acquired. Dig deep.

Ted: Hey, it's a nice party, huh?

Model1: Yeah, it's great. Do you guys work for the company?

Barney: Yeah, it's called "I'm Gonna Get In Your Panties, Incorporated."

Model2: Gross!

Ted: Dude!

Barney: I don't know. That was terrible. I am so sorry. Wait a minute. It's okay. It's okay. It's fine. It's a numbers game. I'm cool.

Barney: Model... model.

Selita Ebanks: Hi.

Barney: I know, right? This party is legend- Wait for it...

Selita Ebanks: Uh, how long do we have to wait for it?

Model4: I think he's having a stroke.

have a stroke 卒中で倒れる

Barney: What is the matter with me?

Ted: I don't know.

Barney: Wait, wait, wait... you don't think I have the yips, do ya?

Ted: No, no, no, relax. There's Alessandra Ambrosio. English is her second language. Even if you screw up, you'll never know. Come on.

Barney: Hi.

Alessandra: Hi.

Barney: Those are very nice honkers.

honker 変人

Alessandra: Honkers? I don't know this word. Do you want to go dance?

Barney: I'm talking about those things. Ah-ooga! Ah-ooga!

Barney: Oh, no, I can't have the yips. I can't have the yips, not here. Not now. This is me. It's Barney, Barney! Heidi Klum! This is perfect. I can do this. I can do this.

Barney: Thanks for coming. Heidi Klum, I'm Barney.

Heidi Klum: Hi, Barney. Nice to meet you.

Barney: Goobidy, goobidy, goobidy, goobidy.

Heidi Klum: Is he okay?

Ted: Uh, he has the yips. Hasn't been able to hit on a woman all night.

Heidi Klum: He has the yips? Ooh, that's bad. You know, in Germany, we call this #@%!. Whoa, that is bad.

Barney: I don't know what's happened to me. I've, I've totally lost my confidence.

confidence 信用

Heidi Klum: Barney, maybe you have to open up to somebody.

open up to に心を開いて本当のことを話す

Barney: Maybe you have to open up to some...

Ted: He just found out that the woman he lost his virginity to only did it because his brother bribed her.

bribe に賄賂を贈る

Heidi Klum: That's a rough one. I mean, the only thing I can think of to get rid of #@%! is you have to go out there. And you need to find that woman. And you need to earn it with her for real. That is the only way how you can find yourself. I see little hamburgers! I love little hamburgers. Wiedersehen.

Barney: I just made out with Heidi Klum.

Ted: What?

Barney: Ted, just... okay?