パイナップル
海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
Ted: Hello.
Robin: Ted, it's Robin.
Ted: Are you sure?
Ted: Hey, Robin, how are you?
Robin: Ted, I think you and I should have a talk about those phone calls last night. Do you mind if I swing by?
swing by ～に立ち寄る、～に寄り道をする
Marshall: Ask her about the pineapple.
Ted: Yeah, sure, come on over.
Robin: Thanks.
Ted: No, wait, don't, no.
Ted: She's coming over. Crap.
Lily: Wait, this is killing me. We have to find out who that girl is.
Trudy: Trudy. My name is Trudy.
Narater: And then Trudy filled us in.
Trudy's friend: I'm just surprised you didn't dump him sooner.
Trudy: I know, it's two years of my life I'm never getting back. A little part of me just wants to jump the bones of the next guy I see.
Barney: Daddy's home.
Trudy: Or the one after that.
Barney: OK, fair enough. I've got to prove a point to a friend, so you just gave me your number and your name is Amy.
fair enough 十分に公平な、君の言う通りだ、同意するよ、文句はないよ
Barney: Ladies.
Ted: I love everyone in this bar.
Trudy's friend: Look at that idiot go.
Trudy: He's kinda cute.
Ted: What are you doing in the men's room? What am I doing in the ladies' room? Oh right, I came in here 'cause I thought I was gonna throw up.
Trudy: Did you?
Ted: I did not.
Ted: And the streak continues. Vomit-free since '93.
Ted: Sorry, Trudy, go on.
Trudy: I liked your performance.
Ted: What? The karaoke? Domo arigato.
Trudy: I wish I had your guts, getting up and making a complete idiot of myself.
Ted: Do it.
Trudy: I don't know. Still, I've had a pretty serious week. I could sure stand to do something stupid.
Ted: I'm something stupid, do me.
Trudy: You're funny.
Ted: Hey, can I call you sometime?
Trudy: OK.
Trudy: Here, let me.
Ted: Why do they call it karaoke anyhow? Was it invented by a woman named Carrie Okie? These are the kinds of things I think about.
anyhow とにかく、どうせ、何としても、いずれにせよ
Trudy: Karaoke is Japanese for empty orchestra.
Ted: That's hauntingly beautiful.
hauntingly beautiful They're so beautiful it's scary. As in, it's a shock how beautiful they are and it haunts them.
Ted: Hey, it works.
Trudy: Then I guess you're gonna have to call me.
Ted: I need to make one more call.
Trudy: Hello.
Ted: Hey, it's me again.
Trudy: Hey.
Ted: Look, who are we kidding? You and I are both attracted to each other. We're young, we're drunk, half of us anyway. And we only get one life.
Trudy: So I came over here. And now I'm really, really embarrassed.
Marshall: Dammit, Trudy, what about the pineapple? Sorry.
Ted: Uh, Robin's here. Um, look, Trudy, I need you to hide in my bedroom.
Trudy: Why, is that your girlfriend?
Ted: No, that's not my girlfriend. Look, it's complicated.
complicated 複雑な、入り組んだ
Trudy: You're married. Yeah, I can't believe I did this.
Ted: No, I'm not married. Um, I'll explain after you hide.
Ted: Hi.
Robin: Hey guys.
Barney: Robin.
Lily: Hi Robin.
Barney: Top of the morning.
Ted: Um, sorry I kept calling you like that. I was very drunk.
Robin: No kidding. Those calls were really weird. Look, Ted, maybe we need to talk.
Lily: Let's go get a snack.
Marshall: I love to snack.
Barney: I'm good.
Ted: Come on, those calls weren't that weird.
Ted: Robin! Come hang out! OK, I'm gonna make this sound until you come hang out.
Robin: That goes on for three-and a half minutes.
Ted: Without a breath? That's gotta be some kind of record.
Robin: Ted, you can't do this. Please, we're to be friends and now you're making it all confusing.
Ted: No I'm not. Look, I just turned off my brain for the night. Nothing's changed, you've moved on, I've moved on.
Robin: Really, you moved on?
Ted: Yes. What, you don't believe me?
Ted: Oh, OK.
Ted: Trudy, come on out.
Ted: You are gonna laugh.
Robin: Wait, you were with someone last night?
Ted: Yeah, Trudy, she's cool.
Ted: Trudy, come on out.
Ted: Seriously, it's OK. This is so Trudy. She's really shy, I think.
Ted: Trudy?
Robin: Hi Trudy, I'm Robin. It's nice to meet you. You're right, she is shy.
Ted: I'm not making this up. She must have climbed out the fire escape.
Ted: Whatever, whatever. I don't care what you think.
Robin: Then why did you hide her from me?
Ted: Wow, you're good. Did anyone ever tell you you should be on 60 Minutes?
Robin: Yes, you did, last night.
Ted: Really? Well.
Robin: Get some sleep, Ted. You had a long night. And don't feel bad, I've woken up with worse.
Narater: I left Trudy a message but she never called me back. That's just how life works sometimes. You turn off your brain for a night, and all you're left with is a bad hangover, a sprained ankle.
hangover 二日酔い
Narater: Oh, and we never found out where that pineapple came from, but it was delicious.