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Lily: What are we doing in Madison Square Garden?
Marshall: Okay, you refused to talk to Robin. So I thought that you might like to talk to... the organist for the New York Rangers.
Lily: Jessica Glitter?!How did you find Glitter?
Marshall: Simple, really. I used my powers of deduction. You see, I knew Glitter used to be a keytarist, which is basically a piano, so I just made a list of all the keyboard-based occupations and then I cross-matched them...
deduction 推論
Glitter: His friend Barney looked me up, hoping to buy my Space Teens costume.
Marshall: Yo, Glitter... Be cool.
Glitter: So, is this the one who's best friends with Robin now?
Lily: More like ex-best friends. Just like you.
Glitter: I'm sorry to hear that. I miss Robin.
Lily: Yeah, well, Marshall and I are about to get pregnant, and I know she stopped being friends with you when you had a baby, so...
Glitter: Oh, Robin didn't stop being friends with me. I stopped being friends with her.
Lily: What? Why?
Glitter: Because I had a baby. Honey, when you have a baby, all that best friend stuff-- hockey, bow hunting for caribou, math...that all goes out the window. I mean, I tried to stay friends with her, but it just didn't happen. She took it pretty hard. I even thought she might try to kill herself.
Marshall: Charge!
Lily: Wow. You dumped her just because you had a baby? That's cold.
Glitter: Didn't you do the same thing? Minus the baby?
Lily: Oh, God. I gotta go. I gotta go apologize to Robin. I- I need to tell her I love her, and that she'll always be a priority.
Glitter: Be careful, Lily. I made those promises, too. And now I haven't even talked to her in five years. Sure, I thought about picking up the phone and calling her a hundred times, but I just never have the courage to actually... Hey. Go ahead.
Punchy: Hey, do you guys get Big Chuck and Little John out here?
Ted: Punchy, it's time to go back.
Punchy: Back to Times Square?!
Ted: Uh, no. Back-Back to Cleveland.
Punchy: I don't know if I can do that, bro. I mean, yeah, I've been jonesing for a piece of Cleveland-style pizza, but I feel bad about leaving you out here. I worry about you, Ted.
jones したくてたまらない
Ted: You worry about me?
Punchy: Yeah. The other day, when you called...
Punchy: Schmosby!
Ted: Punchy!
Punchy: Hey, good talking to you, Ted.
Ted: Yeah. You, too. If you're ever in New York...
Punchy: Definitely.
Woman: Sweetie, who was that?
Punchy: It was my friend Ted. He sounded kind of depressed.
depressed 意気消沈した
Woman: Is this the Ted who got left at the altar?
Punchy: Yeah. He's not doing so good. Poor guy lives in a tiny apartment in New York, nowhere near Times Square. He's got no family around. He's still single, doesn't have a backyard. It's just a bummer.
bummer 失望
Woman: Maybe you should go visit him. Cheer him up a little. You know, buy him some shots, do the whole wounded bird trick.
Punchy: You think that would work?
Woman: Worked on me.
Ted: Wow. She sounds pretty great, Punchy.
Punchy: She's my angel. In fact, uh... We're getting married.
Ted: Wow! Wow! That's... I'm-I'm really happy for you.
Punchy: Thanks, Ted. Thanks. Actually, that's the other reason why I came out here. I wanted to see if you'd be my best man.
Ted: Of course I will.
Punchy: Yeah! That's great! No, you're stupid. Oh, that's it...
Narator: That night, Lily went to the one place she knew she could find Robin-- New York's premiere Canadian bar, the Hoser Hut.
Lily: Oh, there you are. Robin, I owe you a huge apology.
Robin: No, okay? Me first. I've been pulling away from you, and I'm sorry. It's just, the last time my best friend had a baby...
Lily: I know. I know all about it. It's not gonna happen with you and me. And I'm sorry I've been going crazy with this baby stuff. I know you hate babies.
Robin: Whoa. Look, I hate most babies. But your baby? I'm gonna love that kid so much. I'm gonna pick it up and everything.
Marshall: I'm so happy you guys made up.
Ted: Me, too.
Barney: Where do I know this song from?
Robin: Oh, my God. It's the beaver song. Okay, which one of you put this on? ,
Jessica: Hey, beaver, come on; When you feel alone; Just pick up that phone; And I'll be there to share my... Ice cream cone; We'll lick it side by side
Barney: Wow. This is so dirty.
Marshall: Come on, Barney. It's a sweet song about friendship.
Ted: Yeah, dude, come on. Robin and
Jessica: Day is done; Two beavers are better than one; Dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah; Two beavers are better than one; They're twice the fun; Ask anyone; A second beaver can be second to none; Two beavers are better than one.
Robin: Dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah...
Jessica: You're my favorite beaver... Two beavers are better than one. Dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah, dah; Two beavers are better than one; They're twice the fun; Ask anyone; A second beaver ; Can be second to none.
Robot: Two beavers are better than one.