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Guys, this is Sophia.You'll be seeing a lot more of
Okay, that is so weird.I was just trying to use the force.Do you think instead of making a beer fly out of the fridge, I made that lamp break?
Either that or the stormtrooper did.
Oh, the stormtrooper would never do that.He knows that lamp costs $1,200.Anyway, while it's just us guys, let me ask you something: we've all had that same fantasy about having sex with a girl in a stormtrooper costume, right?
Mmm, no.
Never.
Guys come on, no girls around, just us bros.Safe space.Let's stop being polite and start gettin' real.Stormtrooper fantasy.Every guy's had that one, right?
Not even once, no.
No, no, no.
So I'm the weird one?
Yeah.
Yeah.How about you, Ted? How's your life gonna be different
Oh, you know, the usual.Gonna meet a nice girl and get married.I mean, I know I say that every year, but let's be honest, in 2012, I'll be 34.If it still hasn't happened for me by then, something is seriously wrong with me!
Something is seriously wrong with me.I can't do this anymore.I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time when all the evidence points to the contrary.
contrary 反対
You really think that three years from now things aren't gonna be awesome?
I'll tell you what things are gonna be like three years from now.
Uh, yes, hello.I see on my frozen entree for one they printed this number where I can voice comments and concerns.Well, there's more cinnamon in the cobbler than usual.No, I like cinnamon.Oh, you're very welcome for my comment.Wait! Uh, don't go.Um do you like cinnamon? Hello? Hello? Marshall, you want to watch Star Wars?
No, can do, old bean! You see, we're up on the Cape living the idyllic family lifestyle that you've always dreamed of.
Oh, and I'm pregnant with baby #5!
But baby #4 isn't even out yet.
I'm just that good! Oh, oh, hold on.There's somebody wants to say hello to you.
Hey, Ted.I just wanted to say that things are great, and I'm married to that douchey guy in the trucker hat.
Whassup, bra?
It turns out it was just you I didn't want to commit to.Oh, and I got back boobs.So things are great! Buh-bye!
By the way, Ted, this is Melanie.You'll be seeing a lot more of Melanie.
Wait-wait-wait a minute! Who is Melanie?
Come on, Barney, if there's one thing I can count on not to change, it's you walking in with some random girl on your arm.
No.No, I don't want that.For the first time in my life, I don't want to find myself in three years with some random girl, no matter how many boobs she has.I want to be with Quinn.Guys you're gonna be seeing a lot more of Quinn.
Dude, we've been to the Lusty Leopard.We've seen plenty.
I kind of walked into that one.All right, bye-bye.
What are you doing?
We're living together, I'm excited about it, and I'm getting rid of my mugs.
That was mine.
Sorry.I don't know which are which.Truth is, I never drink coffee at home.This one?
Mm-hmm.
There! I don't need my coffee mugs 'cause I got yours! For the rest of my life.Or as long as you'll have me.We haven't really talked about the future.Did I make things awkward?
Just keep smashing mugs.Or donate them.
Point is, I plan on being with you for a long time.You okay with that?
Sounds great.
Ooh..
Oh!
I am so sorry.
No, no, it's great.A guy has to be the first one to let 'er rip.I was actually hoping this would happen soon.I've been crop-dusting the patio for weeks.
crop-dusting 屁をしながら歩く人
The patio! I've been going out on the street, like, exactly this time every night.
Where are you, blond man?! Show yourself!
I will be at my mother's.
We're a real couple now, aren't we?
We are.
Hey, buddy, I get that you're bummed.But I got a good feeling about 2015.I think that's gonna be your year.
bummed 落ち込んだ
Kids, that was the one time I ever lost faith in the idea that my life would be better in three years.And what's funny is, three years from that moment, my life was amazing.
All right! It's trilogy time!
Can I just lodge one complaint? This is a guy's tradition.It's kind of a lame move on Ted's part to bring a chick.
lodge 申し立てる
Come on, dude cut him some slack.
cut someone some slack 猶予を与える
I know.He loves her.And I'll give him this: she is pretty damn cute.
Thank God she takes after her mother.
All right, let's watch this thing! TV play Star Wars trilogy.Play Star Wars tril You know what? Screw it.
Okay, you are about to see something awesome.
And just know this: Han shot first.
I wonder if things'll be a lot different when we watch the trilogy again in 2018.
I hope not.
Oh, that was awesome.
You were right-not weird.
No.