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海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
Kids, in the fall of 2011, all of my friends were in relationships.So when Barney's brother James came to visit, it created a slight logistical problem.
We're gonna need a bigger booth.
I'm gonna go to the loo.I don't actually have to go, I just want a seat all to myself.
loo トイレ
So, would anyone care to ask me where Nora and I are going tonight?
Don't ask him.It's a trap.
Where you going?
Come on, man, for God's sake!
Bootytown, Kevin! We are finally going to Bootytown.
And that's why we don't ask him.
I'm thinking I'm gonna hop on the Long Thighland Expressway, stop off for a nibble in Breastport, and then, with any luck, I'll be pulling into the Pork Authority by midnight.
nibble かじる
Wait.You're finally going to Bootytown?
Look, we just don't want to rush anything, okay? So we decided to wait until she decides to let me have sex with her.And that's gonna be tonight!
How do you know for sure?
Ah, something she said earlier.
Guess what, my sweet boy, I've got a special treat for you tonight.
Oh, yeah, you're going to Bootytown.
Hello again, my darlings.Barney, I hope you're ready for tonight.Because you're gonna have to use muscles you haven't used in years.
I am?
Yes.And I hope you have some aspirin at home, because your arse is gonna be killing you tomorrow.
It is?
Indeed.Because tonight I'm strapping on this. We're going skating.
The Pork Authority's closed.Looks like it's Hand Central Station for you, little buddy.
So that's your special treat? Ice skating?
Of course.And after that, we're gonna shag.
shag セックス
We're going ice skating, everybody!
Ask me what I think of Nora.
What do you think of Nora?
Lovely girl.Ask me what I really think of her.
What do you really think of her?
Guys, she's great, seriously.Just drop it.Ask me one more time.
Just drop it もうやめろ
What do you really think?
Fine! If you really must know, I do not like Barney with that woman! Happy?
What could you possibly not like about Nora? Her hair? Her mousy little nose? The way she does everything perfectly? I mean, what's not to like?
mousy ネズミのような
It's not that I don't like her.It's just She's our mom.
What do you mean, she's your mom?
Everything about her is vaguely our mom-like.The British accent
vaguely 漠然と
Hello again, my darlings.
Mom's obsessed with Julie Andrews, so when we were growing up
obsessed with 頭がいっぱいである
Hello again, my darlings.
Come here, you.
Hey.
And the way she hugs him.Left hand on the nape of the neck, three gentle strokes on the back with the right?
the nape of the neck うなじ
Come here, you.
Trademark Loretta Stinson.But here's the clincher
clincher 決めて
Guess what, my sweet boy.
Guess what my sweet boy.
I've got a special treat for you tonight.
I've got a special treat for you tonight.
Ice cream!
They're coming.Be cool.
Forgot my raincoat.
That makes one of us.
Well, shall we?
We shall.
Ooh, don't wear out that tongue, Barney.
wear out 使いすぎる
Don't wait up.
I mean, sure, Barney has slept with plenty of other people's mothers.But now he's gonna sleep with ours?
Psychologically speaking, it's perfectly normal to wind up with someone like your parents.Thanks to my mom, I'll probably wind up with someone who loves my brother more than me.
Well, psychologically speaking, I'm gonna go throw up now.
Oh Ugh!
This baby is making it so I can't button my pants anymore.
Big whoop.In 55 years, I don't think my dad buttoned his pants even once.
And somehow, despite sweet talk like that, I don't feel sexy anymore.
Are you kidding? I mean, you're-you're even sexier now that you're rounding out.I mean, you're even more sexy simply because there's so much more of you.
round out 丸みをつける
I'm never gonna get in the mood while your mammoth Eriksen seed is muffin-topping the bodiddly out of me.
Are you saying, No erky-erky until this baby pops out? Okay, that's it.I-I am making it my mission to help you feel sexy again.I don't care how much more bloated you get.
I'll get the next round!
Kevin! Yay, Kevin, thank you! So, Ted, you're cool with Kevin, right? I know he's been over a lot lately.
Oh, yeah, yeah, Kevin's great.I mean, there was, like, one weird thing the other day
He was just standing there in his boxers?
Yeah.
I'll talk to him.
Ted be honest.You'd bang Lily, right?
So, later that night, Barney and Nora went skating.
Hey, kid, you know how your mom won't let you have ice cream till after dinner? But then the waiting kind of makes it taste better? Well, I've been waiting two months for that bowl of ice cream.And tonight, I'm gonna have sex with it.
Look, Barney, one foot! Oh!
Now, kids, for most guys, this would have meant the end of the date.But your Uncle Barney is not most guys.
I can turn this around.
Well, I'm impressed that you know a 24-hour dentist.
Oh, yeah.He can also give you tattoos, do your taxes and alter a suit.But I wouldn't trust him with a suit 'cause Speaking of drinking, you want to?
No, Barney.Tonight's been a disaster.I think we should just call it a night.
No! Come on, Nora, your tooth can't be that bad.Let me see.W-Which is the fake one again? You look beautiful.
Mmm.All right, maybe I could go for one more drink.
Great.It's funny.Sometimes the most romantic moments can just creep up on you. I can turn this around.