二日酔い
海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
Whoa, sorry, sorry.
Oh, my God! You know that there is gonna be champagne at this party, right?
I know, I know. But we're gonna get there and it's gonna be everyone congratulating you on your book, saying, This is a revelation! You're gonna end poverty in our time. This is the greatest book anyone's ever written in any genre.
revelation 新事実 poverty 貧困
You're the only one that says that, sweetie.
Well, it's true. So before I lose you to your adoring public, I just want to take a moment, you and I, to celebrate the best year of our lives. Happy New Year.
adoring 愛情を込めた
Happy New Year.
We go big tonight!
Easy there, buddy. We're old people, remember? We haven't even gone medium sized in forever. And I cannot carry you home in this dress.
Sweetie, relax. I got this.
Yeah, right. I can see your whole future. You are gonna be so hungover tomorrow.
I'm gonna be fine. I made a vow, remember?
make a vow 誓いを立てる
Kids... the story behind that vow took place the morning of Barney and Robin's wedding. You see, after drinking way too much the night before, this is all your Uncle Barney remembers from the first two hours of his wedding day. And that's it. Now here's how the rest of us remember those two hours.
Found him.
You know, he looks better than I thought he would.
Rise and shine. Up and at them, let's do this. There's a gas leak! The building's on fire! Your shoes don't match your belt!
Up and at them 立ち上がって仕事に取り掛かりなさい
Uh-oh.
Okay, I think my fiance peed himself a little. Oh, tomorrow I'm gonna be able to say my husband peed himself a little.
Don't worry. I accidentally spilled some iced tea on him.
Oh, thank God.
I didn't really spill some iced tea on him.
Oh, God, this is bad. We're doing family wedding pictures at the lighthouse in two hours. My father is paying for the whole thing. He's gonna kill Barney if he doesn't show up.
Come on, your dad's tough.
But won't he understand a good old fashioned hangover?
My father's recipe for a Bloody Mary trades out tomato juice for wolf's blood.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Bloody Mary? Sounds more like a Bloody Scary. I'm gonna say it again. Bloody Mary?
Uh, hold on. You guys are forgetting Barney Stinson has a super power.
He can't take a bad photo.
Okay, here. Watch. Guys, Barney may be dead.
That's it! You know what? We are all now seriously too old to keep doing this to ourselves! I vow here and now that I shall never again get that drunk in my life!
Yeah, he'd wind up breaking that vow.
wind up 締めくくる
And I will not break that vow as sure as I will always have a full head of hair!
In other elections today, in the race for New York State Supreme Court, Judge Brad Morris... Mmm, just look at him. I would love to rub that down. Sorry. Has increased his sizable lead over Judge Marshall Eriksen.
rub down 撫でつける sizable かなりの量
It was supposed to be a victory party.
You ran a great campaign, baby.
Yeah, but it was the most stressful three weeks of my life!
And in other results, a surprise comeback. We are now ready to call the New York State Supreme Court race for Judge Marshall Eriksen. We'll go to Judge Eriksen for a live statement in just a few minutes.
Come again for Judge Fudge?
As your next commissioner...
State Supreme Court judge. ...
of Gotham City...
The State of New York.
...I vow to make Batman work harder. I say shine that Bat-Signal even for small stuff. Like, uh, shoveling snow. Or, like, uh, if a police horse dumps out in the park.
Okay, well, that will be all at this time, thank you.
That's all.
Okay. Mmm, good night.
Never again! I vow it!
I am more worried about the vows I have to take with this useless pile of garbage a few hours from now. What do we do?
You guys see the irony here. The only person who could possibly get Barney back on his feet is Barney.
See, over the years, we'd all come to experience something Barney called...
Stinson's Hangover Fixer Elixir! The most effective post-bender, head's-too-tender ender from here to Denver.
What's in it?
Glad you asked. Columbia University, 1941...
Ah, I take it back. I take it back, I take it back.
President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, whom we all know is most famous for being a world-class drunk, commissioned a top-secret scientific project... develop an elixir to cure the common hangover. And what brilliant scientific mind did boozy old FDR pick to head up this historic task?
Look. My head really hurts. Let's just speed this along. You're clearly ripping off the story of the Manhattan Project, which was run by Dr. Robert Oppenheimer. So I'm gonna guess it was your distant relative... ...Barnert Stinsonheimer?
distant relative 遠縁
Somebody's read their history books.
The Too Many Manhattans Project hit a few snags at first. The first batch exploded. Which sounded kind of like this. Boom!
snag 思わぬ障害
Oh! You suck.
Just let me finish. But the second batch... sadly also exploded. Boom!
Oh! Why are you here right now?
Do you want to hear the story or not?
Absolutely not. Please leave.
After some trial and error, Dr.Stinsonheimer finally found the magic formula.
Hang on. Funyuns? Tantrum Soda?
Sure.
In 1941?
Sure. They haven't made new Tantrum since then. That stuff lasts a while. Anyway, the elixir was such a success, he was awarded the Bro-bel Prize. True story. Boom!
Wh-Wh-Why?
That time I was just messing with you.
Just give me the stupid drink.
And the craziest part was...
I-I feel better.
Over the years, each of us would discover that Barney's elixir actually worked.
Like, way better.
What's in this thing again?
Stinson family secret.
Oh, come on, you told me most of the ingredients in your story. Just tell me the secret one.
ingredient 材料
Ha! I'll never tell you. I'll take it with me to my grave.
Damn it, Barney! Why are you always so selfish?!We are trying to help you!
Okay, we somehow have to get this leaky barf bag back on his feet before the wedding pictures.
barf 吐く
Well, we know what Barney would want us to do.
Say cheese.
Cheese!
No! We are not doing Weekend at Barney's!
But that's the dream! I can't believe I just said that.
Someone suggest something useful!
Okay, here's the plan. Marshall, you and Ted go gather the ingredients we do know. Robin, you wake up Barney long enough to find out the secret ingredient. And I'll race down to the spa to keep my 8:15 mani and pedi. Okay, let's do this!
Bitch? Walk out that door and I tag in Zabka as my maid of honor.
Okay, let's start simple. Fresh ocean air. Come on, baby.
Come on, honey. Come on, love, yeah. Baby, baby.
I'll get the elevator.
Oh, I should get some water.